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Turtle Toucher

Anyone who is weird, acts in a slow, special, awkward manner.
Brailee's fuck buddy Jonas is a 12 year old turtle toucher.
by Gdin22 January 28, 2015
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hood turtle

A girl from the hood thats just as fiesty as a hoodrat but is alot slower to anger though just eager to sex are very private most hood turtles are well installated in the perspective neighborhoods
Nah them hoes just hating cuz da hood turtle strikes again.
by Jr Uing/VM May 14, 2014
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turtle dove

a small, flightless bird resembling a pigeon with a turtle shell on its back. It is almost completely useless, and lives in a tree all its life owing to the fact if it tries to jump down it will die (the turtle shell means it is too heavy to fly). Their diet composes of leaves, fruit, and any cat/monkey/other that climbs their tree.
how are your turtle doves doing, Dave?
Not very well, Bill. One of them swallowed my cat.
by unoriginally November 22, 2020
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turtle awkward

sarahs english class was turtle awkward the day after she got drunk and madeout with a geek in her class. talking to your ex.
by christina_jessica September 27, 2008
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raunchy turtle

the raunchiest form of turtleing in a bed or any other open area provided with fabric of some sort; a girl plays with his boys while simoltaneously making a turtle shell so her work is kept in secrecy.
She raunchy turtles her boyfriend every morning to put a little mystery in his day.
by apebutt69 November 3, 2011
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Turtle Tracks

Turtle tracks are when a chick with exceptionally long meat curtains, a.k.a pussy lips walks on the beach in sand dragging her meat curtains leaving a trail like a turtle does, one would call that turtle tracks!
Sara wanted to take a break from all her promiscuity and take a walk on the beach. Little did she know she was leaving turtle tracks in the sand for all her guy friends to follow.
by Shucky Kunt February 10, 2019
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Turtle Jogging

the act of having sex with an easy woman
Jim headed to the cougar bar in hopes for some turtle jogging.
by timpr August 1, 2011
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