A day when every single thing seems to go wrong, like dropping thing up to bumping your head against everything.
person 1:Ouw! WTF!
person 2:what's the matter?
person 1:hit my hand with a hammer, after i hit my head against the window.
person 2:major bummer.
person 1:it's a Should've-stayed-at-home day.
person 2:what's the matter?
person 1:hit my hand with a hammer, after i hit my head against the window.
person 2:major bummer.
person 1:it's a Should've-stayed-at-home day.
by DJ MTL February 13, 2012
by Betty554584 September 16, 2013
The act of calling a mate on your mobile phone, then sticking it up a girls cunt and seeing if you can continue the conversation
Guy 1: I called Josh the other day, but unfortunately lost reception when i tried the E.T phone home manouver
Guy 2: Fuckin fat bitches...
Guy 2: Fuckin fat bitches...
by pipeline69 May 05, 2011
used to describe an popular/humerous piece of media that has been hosted by oneself on the internet.
person 1: OMG! that video on youtube is l33t! like 2 billion hits in a week!
person 2: aah yes, my very own home-grown lolz
person 2: aah yes, my very own home-grown lolz
by dom117 July 11, 2008
When you wrap an l.e.d. light strip around your dick and shove it into a girls vagina and yell out E.T. phone home
by Udegen January 18, 2018
by Michael J. Healey October 05, 2009
A phrase usually used to goad someone into an outlandish/awesome act. Similar to the phrase "go big or go home" this phrase considers added, undeniable reasoning; If you have no intention of going big, don't bother coming out at all.
by Wa wa wee wa! April 15, 2010