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Stuck dirt

What my wife’s son called asphalt at a young age.
Hey papa, there is some stuck dirt. He said this one while my father was laying asphalt into his driveway and he did not understand because he never saw asphalt or cement, only dirt. So we call it stuck dirt.
by mcfitztillery January 31, 2019
mugGet the Stuck dirtmug.

Dirt dragon

The act of spontaneous, and with little hesitation, engaging another human in a sexual way or in general that will hopefully lead to future sexual activities. This can be in a passive or aggressive manner.
That Bob is over there dirt dragon away.
by Resetit April 17, 2020
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Dirt nougat

Basically something that surprised you or that is undefinable/indescribable, anything you can't talk about in your current situation or in public.

Something to be shouted when someone starts talking about something taboo in the current audience.

Something to be used to distract or change the conversation.

Something to draw attention away from something.

Something abstract to confuse and draw attention.

Also known as a social life saver.
When those street magicians preform, and they distract you with a decoy coin, only to have the real one show up in you hand, THAT'S a dirt nougat!

When a ninja is caught in a tight spot and throws a smoke bomb, that's a dirt nougat.

when you fail and you do something awesome to make up for it, that's a dirt nougat.

Before Tim Allen was famous, he was caught with a shit load of cocaine, then he became a famous actor/ comedian, and nobody remembers, THAT was a dirt nougat.
by big115bird May 28, 2013
mugGet the Dirt nougatmug.

dirt fetus

a mass of farts passed in between two peoples assholes that slowly gets bigger and smells worse with the more farts that get caught in the mix
"dude my girlfriend is making me hold onto our dirt fetus while she goes to the store"
by gillard johnson April 1, 2024
mugGet the dirt fetusmug.

dirt loogy

Someone that has a mixture of dirt and snot and saliva mixed in then you huck it on someone's shirt.
I had a dirt loogy so I spit it on someone's shirt😉
by Loogy December 16, 2014
mugGet the dirt loogymug.

Dirt Muncher

You’re such a city slicker, you’re such a dirt muncher!
by $hiu(87 November 7, 2021
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Weird as dirt

Something someone says when trying to nicely describe their in-laws being abnormal
Jess’s family is weird as dirt
by Dave diggs September 26, 2021
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