A laser piss is when you piss in a straw and connect it to an air compressor. The speed at wich the piss exits the straw is comparable to a laser, thus, laser piss.
by Baab32 November 5, 2013
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of the Vocaloid side on YouTube
Definition two: They are a YouTube that appears in the comments when it is a Vocaloid related video
of the Vocaloid side on YouTube
Definition two: They are a YouTube that appears in the comments when it is a Vocaloid related video
Oliver is pissed: *writes a comment on a vocaloid video*
Person: "Why are you everywhere?"
Oliver is pissed: “Because...”
Person: "Why are you everywhere?"
Oliver is pissed: “Because...”
by Oliverispissed July 14, 2022
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*A man walks into the kitchen* "FUCK" he exclaimed with great frustration "You little Piss Lizzard, I'm telling the kids you ran away!" He yelled as he forcefully punted his cat directly into the ceiling.
by Dboneskrilla May 4, 2015
Get the piss lizzard mug.The act of simultaneously sucking a vape while taking a piss, usually at a public urnal at a place such as work or a sporting event or in your home.
Mark- “what are you doing over there bruce?”
Bruce- “oh I’ m just taking a piss suck. It gives me plenty of time to get my suck in and get other things done!”
Bruce- “oh I’ m just taking a piss suck. It gives me plenty of time to get my suck in and get other things done!”
by Warthog0129 August 5, 2022
Get the Piss Suck mug.The occurrence of when one sits on a toilet with urine covering the seat, causing the back of their thigh to become wet.
After Bob's breakup with Jessica, Bob decided to sneak laxatives into Jessica's food and piss panty all the toilets in her house.
by I'm Bicycle, But Call Me Bike December 7, 2019
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Ah, dude.. I pissed and it literally felt like my dick was burning, that shit was painful.
Ah, dude.. I pissed and it literally felt like my dick was burning, that shit was painful.
When you're urinating and you get a burning sensation
Ah, dude.. I pissed and I got that fire piss sensation.. it literally felt like my dick was burning, that shit was painful.
Ah, dude.. I pissed and I got that fire piss sensation.. it literally felt like my dick was burning, that shit was painful.
by 0eAthePenis November 28, 2015
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Yeah dude, I was proximity pissed!
Just because I knew it had piss in it, doesn't mean I am responsible. (or does it?)
Just because I knew it had piss in it, doesn't mean I am responsible. (or does it?)
by AmberAle January 26, 2013
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