texas tire shop

a Texas tire shop is when you bring someone into the garage and check how much shit is stored in their anal cavity.

Fuck, I took Becky to the Texas Tire Shop yesterday. She was long overdue.

by DanielTheSquid October 25, 2015

Texas Dust Bowl

The act of inserting one's penis into another man's anus while wearing a dry, expired condom and using no extra lubricant. Results in severe rectal chafing and in some cases, bloody stool.

Met this guy at a club last night and he gave me the best Texas Dust Bowl of my life. I just can't sit down.

by TexasDustBowl2 January 08, 2014

Texas Belt Buckle

When you have your pants on and pull your sack out over top of your belt like a belt buckle.

Man my nuts are hot, I think I need a Texas Belt Buckle

by Randy July 29, 2004

the texas torture

duck tape a person to a chair and feed them red meat until their arteries all burst from clogging

when someone is annoying the shit out of you and you are from texas, use the texas torture on them.

by texgirl September 03, 2009

Texas Exit

The use of an actor with a chainsaw to encourage haunted house guests to speedily depart. Derived from the horror film "Texas Chainsaw Massacre."

It seems every Halloween haunted house is using a Texas Exit these days.

by playboyhalloween October 28, 2017

Texas Whale

A landborne whale, survives off of fast food and lethargic-ness...a lumbering giant that when angered can squish anything smaller than it.

Mel Gibson: I was in Austin, Texas the other day and I saw what had to be the worlds largest human.
Brad Pitt: Thats not a human dude, thats a real life Texas Whale, the only reason there named Texas Whale's though is because everything is bigger in Texas.
Mel: Oh i see...so that fat ass ho at the mall the other day was a Texas Whale too?
Brad: Yep...

by Adeipho83709 June 25, 2010

Texas Windchime

To insert ones testicles inside a woman's vagina, then vigorously masturbate and produce semen all over her.

Randy was feeling adventurous, so he attempted a Texas Windchime.

by yamandurand January 16, 2012