Rubber-nosed swamp donkey

Another name for a moose. Nickname derived from their very large muzzle, sometimes described as rubbery or leathery and their affinity for aquatic environments, where they often feed, and their large, somewhat ungainly, donkey-like appearance.

Dusty went hunting for deer and ended up face to face with a rubber-nosed swamp donkey.

by Dr. Robbert October 5, 2025

Swamp logger

When you saw a turd in half with your urine stream.

I was a swamp logger yesterday when i went to use the bathroom and tried to get the toilet to flush

by Dee (snap) anderson October 5, 2025

Swamp-tism

People that love Swamp-thing and have autism

I have Swamp-tism

by Batsy_thedarkknight November 21, 2025

Swamp Cooch

Swamp cooch refers to a when a female refuses to clean that gunky discharge out from their many stomach folds, which leads to it fermenting and creating that iconic swampy smell.

Goddamn Allison's smelly Swamp cooch makes me want to blow my brains out.

by Discharge Dean December 6, 2025

Minister of swamps and stumps

Minister of Swamps and Stumps

Minister of the Enviornment

Minister of Swamps and Stumps.

by Modern Women January 2, 2026

Swamp bear

A shot consisting of equal parts Jaeger and pickle juice. Only reserved for the trashiest of trash humans.

Do you know that Mallory lady?

Yeah, I heard she's a real piece of trash. We should buy her a swamp bear.

by McRugby January 9, 2026

Get In My Swamp

When a man, preferably fat and blue collar, builds up some vile swamp ass, then goes home and with the confidence of Shrek himself, invites his poor unsuspecting wife into the bedroom where he then proceeds to pin her down and sit bare ass on her face

"invited the ole lady into my room last night to Get in my swamp, well happy to say the divorce is going well.

by Poopyboy3 January 10, 2026