by Smurkio February 24, 2025
Get the UD stalker mug.A manager or coworker at a work from home job who constantly spies on your status in teams, Slack, or other company messaging app.
The status stalker typically doesn’t have enough work to do on their own. So they spend their time seeing what others are doing and mentally tracking how active or inactive other employees are, rather than the task at hand.
The status stalker will ping you right when your status shows as away. Never mind breaks or lunches, they’ll always come at you with some trivial ask as soon as you step away.
It is a form of micro management and busy body behavior. Typically seen in toxic management or brown nosers.
The status stalker even acts on nights, weekends, and holidays. They love to send pings or emails in these off hours or subtly mention they were working on the weekend or holiday in a team meeting.
This is because they have no life outside of work and hope to bring the rest of the coworkers down with them.
The status stalker typically doesn’t have enough work to do on their own. So they spend their time seeing what others are doing and mentally tracking how active or inactive other employees are, rather than the task at hand.
The status stalker will ping you right when your status shows as away. Never mind breaks or lunches, they’ll always come at you with some trivial ask as soon as you step away.
It is a form of micro management and busy body behavior. Typically seen in toxic management or brown nosers.
The status stalker even acts on nights, weekends, and holidays. They love to send pings or emails in these off hours or subtly mention they were working on the weekend or holiday in a team meeting.
This is because they have no life outside of work and hope to bring the rest of the coworkers down with them.
Man I hate my new boss she’s such a status stalker. I step out for my lunch break and every time she’s pinging me about some bs that doesn’t matter.
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Hyper-stalking is a sub-variety of regular stalking. Hyper-stalking goes beyond regular stalking. Hyper-stalking is what someone does when they believe their object of affection truly loves/likes them back, and can be seen as parasocial behaviour on steroids. Hyper-stalkers tend to believe what they're doing is okay and platonic/romantic, and that their 'love'/'friend' is somebody that knows and is okay with their behaviour.
Hyper-stalk, hyper-stalked, hyper-stalks, hyper-stalked.
Hyper-stalking is a sub-variety of regular stalking. Hyper-stalking goes beyond regular stalking. Hyper-stalking is what someone does when they believe their object of affection truly loves/likes them back, and can be seen as parasocial behaviour on steroids. Hyper-stalkers tend to believe what they're doing is okay and platonic/romantic, and that their 'love'/'friend' is somebody that knows and is okay with their behaviour.
Hyper-stalk, hyper-stalked, hyper-stalks, hyper-stalked.
by inluvwithacryptid October 10, 2025
Get the Hyper-stalk mug.To consistently stalk a shop window with super stealth to make sure a certain displayed item is not sold, with no intention to buy or interact physically with said item.
“It’s that window stalker again - he thinks we cant see him.”
“I wonder what sense if security he gets by just knowing that thing is still in the window?“
“He doesn’t want it , but keeps on hanging around where he thinks nobody can see him.”
“Maybe he is just bored.”
“I wonder what sense if security he gets by just knowing that thing is still in the window?“
“He doesn’t want it , but keeps on hanging around where he thinks nobody can see him.”
“Maybe he is just bored.”
by hopscotchinghumpingdumpling December 30, 2025
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