spooning

when your girlfriend turns into a spoon and you shove it up your ass then give the spoon to john.

(john with a spoon)

cunt girlfriend: "would you still love me if I was a spoon?"

cunt boyfriend: "meeeeoooooooww"

oh nah they spooning

by qwerty002 February 20, 2022

Little little spoon

The littliest spoon of all that gets cuddliest the most in any way

Chloe: Baby I want to be the little little spoon

Lucas: Okay imma be the little little spoon after
Chloe: THAT'S A MOOD

by Lucas Killmore February 18, 2022

Spoon Diver

You like to spoon with anyone. And all you do is spoon all day.

I'm a spoon Diver. Wow!

by Zigzag Brandon April 20, 2018

cause spooning in a dress

Someone who's too fat to get into a dress and have to refund it back

that's cause spooning in a dress duh

by TheJocker037 October 5, 2019

forked off my spoon

When you fumble the bag so hard you may as well have made your spoon into a fork.

"I think I might have failed that exam. I forked off my spoon so bad, bro."

by Cozydinos August 21, 2024

Spoons

A card game invented by Pedrito Diaz in Peurto Rico in the 1800's

Pedro never loses spoons. He is the spoon.

by Shaanr August 9, 2025

Danger spoon

Danger spoon? That sounds like something you'd hear on like urban dictionary doesn't it? Fucking danger spoon it's like some weird sex move.

"Slow car ahead, slow on spoon"
"What? Danger?"
"Danger spoon."

by Mew_Cilon June 7, 2024