blank spank

Jerking it for not one partcular person.

Woke up with a stiffy so I gave myself a blank spank.

by timthepigman October 30, 2010

Domestic spank abuse

When someone calls spank way too often, usually just to be a bully or to make their confidence level rocket upwards. They also sometimes threaten to call the police.

Dayna said she was calling the police for my spanks, so I told her it was domestic spank abuse.

by Spanky McSpankeren August 5, 2011

circle spank

a group of people standing around all trying in vain to take the blame for the same fuckup.

Clearly *someone* fucked up, but in some over-zealous exercise of personal responsibility, they're in a circle spank, each trying to take the blame for the same fuck-up!

by razholio September 19, 2013

spank-it-ass

Adj. describes someting that is so stupid the only thing to save the situation is to say the statement below.

That's some spank-It-ASS SHIT!!

by JTMarasmus January 30, 2004

Spanish

Stupid language for stupid beaners and americans are forced to learn because there are to many mexican is america

Look at those spanish speakin beaners

by Junglr February 21, 2017

spankdiddlyocious

Synonym for: cool, tight, pimp, rad, stellar, kool, hot, awesome, kick ass, fantastic, sick.

My day was just spankdiddlyocious, thank you.

by Blubbercunt March 19, 2005

spanished

To appropriate someones food or other items.

Damn it, who spanished my biscuits!?

by HairyMilk December 26, 2008