everyone has a swag count. Your swag (basically coolness) is measured in your swag count. the cooler you are the higher your swag count. it's a bad thing when your swag count runs low. so your swag count is basically a scale on which the amount of swag you have is measured.
Dudeee. your swag count is running dangerously low.
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This picture of me has a very high swag count!
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This picture of me has a very high swag count!
by little kbaybay December 31, 2011
that's some dumb swag right there
by dbreezy9000000 September 13, 2020
Person one: "Look at that old lady, using that tablet like a pro!" Person two: " Yeah, she's a real swag turkey.
by Epicjazzhound February 10, 2015
person 1: that dude is looking fresh, just not as fly as me
person 2: stop hating man, you swag brag too much
person 2: stop hating man, you swag brag too much
by elarmthecity March 17, 2013
by slava horizon April 02, 2021
hes a homeless hobo who lives under a bridge he sucks and thinks hes strong when half the time he cant get out of bed
by explodingwalecarcases September 24, 2019