Spider

a very sexy animal with eight legs and it shoots white sticker stuff called webs

Me:I love spiders
Spider gf:88w88

by 88w88 June 18, 2021

spider horse

a spider big as fuck that has a horse head and a body of a spider, this mothafucker has horse legs 8 fucking legs too. to become a follower of the spider horse you will need to believe he is a god and be blessed my the spider horse gauntlet. lemme tell you this bitch is looks like a normal stick but it’s actually the spider horse gauntlet. legend has it the spider horse gauntlet is the spider horses dick and if your touch it you will grow your own sheep pubes.

did you spider horse that joe last night?

by Jews Did 911 July 21, 2019

Spider cop

A cop that traps you in a web of lies.

"Those fucken spider cops always got me caught from lyin!"

by Evrtt November 23, 2016

spider

a pretty fricken cool dude

your a spider

by magic unicorn 5267 March 30, 2025

spider monkey

aggressively jumping on someone and diddling them with no warning, kinda like a spider

if you dont stop diddling me im going to spider monkey you

by Ejaculation man March 3, 2025

spider 2y banana

Anything that's complex and not easily understood by a layperson; to intentionally obfuscate or confuse someone with verbiage.

Damn dude, I just asked you for the time, and you went all spider 2y banana on me!

by dauntless5 September 1, 2021

Spider Orgy

Alternate name for a Four Way or Gang Bang

Last night Tom Sam Athan And Sierra Had a spider orgy

by T.I comin live from the V.I.P July 12, 2015