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Simon

he is small and love to o the dog great hair but little balls nooooooooo he always proud of himselg even when he say he has a small bic
yo Simon what a little bic
by Franchipanmanlekker October 9, 2023
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Simon Handfield

Simon Handfield is a certified punk
by TwitosTom October 19, 2023
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Simon Viklund

"Hey bro have you seen Simon Viklund's music?"
"Yeah bro, They a banger!"
by [F2P] General Spy October 20, 2023
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Simon Viklund

"Hey bro have you seen Simon Viklund's music?"
"Yeah, They're banger!"
by [F2P] General Spy October 20, 2023
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Simmons

A “Simmons” is a Scrooge-like individual, carrying many qualities that range from the following: being a little bitch, virgin, loud/obnoxious, ugly, and a strong reiteration on the bitch quality. To be called a Simmons is one of the most vial, disgusting, panic inducing, gut wrenching, heart breaking, hate crime a person can commit. Please, soon to be fathers and mothers, Do NOT raise your child into being a Simmons.
“That guy was so weird, what a Simmons!”
Look at that guy! I bet he’s a Simmons for sure”
Hey You! Nice middle part…SIMMONS!”
by JellySplat October 23, 2023
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Simon Moment

A "Simon moment" is a broad generalization referring to instances where individuals named Simon make decisions, especially those related to finance, that turn out to be poor and don't withstand scrutiny. A typical "Simon moment" involves a person doing something that the average person considers to be outdated or "stupid".
Joe experienced a real 'Simon moment' when he invested all his savings in GameStop without researching its background or market trends.
by 911Jesus November 19, 2023
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Simmons Middle School

A stupid place with the best science teachers and the most perverted English teacher. Some girl broke a window and some guy got punched so hard in the balls they heard a pop and he had to go to the ER. One time kids made a teacher cry in class so bad she left the building. Some 8th graders also broke down multiple bathroom stall doors. But also some kid who went there won a national math competition so I guess they got a little bit of smart.
Person 1: Hey did you see that poster raising money to replace that one guys balls.

Person 2: Yeah he goes to Simmons Middle School right?

Person 1: Yeah he’s a dumbass.
by achair48 November 21, 2023
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