Robert

The fittest lad out there, he can get all the chicks in a matter of seconds and is definitely the most sound lad.He is funny and way more intellectually gifted than you.Pretty crap at drawing though.

Girl:M8,dat Robert geezer is actually so fit
Girl 1:Bet he has a massive wang
Girl 2:shut up you dike, he is mine
Girl 3: why are there so many girls that find

Him attractive

by M8 wat u chattin July 9, 2019

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Robert Pin

An often small hairpin used to keep hair in place. Typically the same color as the hair it is holding back. In a less formal context, can be known as a "bobby pin."

My beautiful man bun is held in place by an abundance of robert pins.

by elderlyBay January 13, 2020

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National Robert STFU Time

This is the time when Robert should STFU. The time can usually last an hour and is determined by Alessia

Robert: Blah Blah Blah

Alessia: Stfu Rob

Robert: Why

Alessia: Its national Robert STFU time.

by GHUNdu February 7, 2022

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Robert

Robert is a massive warrior bred for war, and stands monument to the greatness of it

Person 1: Robert's getting deployed to Syria.
Person 2: Whoa?!? Robert? The war will be over by winter!

by ᛏᚺᛖ ᚲᚺᛁᚲᚲᛖᚾ ᚾᚢᚷᚷᛖᛏ March 17, 2021

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A cancer cell, that you should have never talked to in the first place. You usually end up with this cancer cell when you have no friends, and then it's starts to spread. Making you want to kill yourself.

Robert: You cunt, you impersonated *person*.
Person 1: Why would you get pissed off simply because I copied someone?
Robert: ok, bye.
*Blocks person 1*

by Ohnoes21 July 31, 2019

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