A solid bowel movement excreted in a lake or other body of water used privately or by the public. Generally increasing in size the longer it floats.
Stephen couldn’t help but notice the river pickle floating towards him. He shouted, “Hey, who squeezed out a river pickle!’
by Third Term Boyz August 3, 2024
Get the River Pickle mug.The act of lying on your back while someone hovers over you, spreading their cheeks as a drink is poured on their back. The liquid flows between the ass cheeks into your eager mouth.
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Get the rocky mountain river trail mug.On the 8th of August 2004, a tour bus belonging to Dave Matthews Band dumped about 360 kilograms(800 pounds) of human shit onto a sightseeing boat in the river. They dumped the feces from the Kinzie Street Bridge in Chicago giving the incident it's name.
Person 1: remember the Dave Matthews Band Chicago River Incident?
Person 2: Dude it was 19 years ago you have to let go
Person 2: Dude it was 19 years ago you have to let go
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Get the river core mug.River is usually rude and always has bad tantrums, he is not handsome and will never get married. He sometimes gets very grumpy and is mean. I always take his hat he doesn't care, but when somebody else takes it he gets SOOO MAD.
Person 1: I see river coming
Person 2: HIDE QUICK WE NEED TO GO INTO LOCKDOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Person 1: I agree...
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Person 1: I agree...
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