potato queet

The meaty area between your thumb and index finger.

"I was cutting an apple and sliced right into my potato queet. It huts like a SOAB."

by jonderson May 26, 2008

Blue Potato

A male yeast infection on the testicles.

The patient has a bad case of Blue Potato.

by AtomicShockwave March 9, 2015

Baked Potato

The act of knocking a person out, shitting in their mouth, ( closing the mouth)waiting around to see the reaction when they realize there's a turd in their mouth.

"Dude you should have the fac

Look on his face when he woke up to a baked potato!!!!

by JimmyT March 13, 2015

Sweet Potato

To repeatedly steal the shrimple off of all the custard in a bakery or restaurant and eat it

Daniel, stop sweet potatoing the custard! You’re going to ruin it for everyone else!

by Acorns Anonymous November 21, 2019

Crippling Potato

Matthew

Laney:Hey is that Matthew?

Logan:Yep that’s a potato rolling on the floor.

Laney: Oh the Crippling Potato

Logan: Yeah that Crippling Potato is Matthew

by MatthewSaidFuckMeDaddy106 May 9, 2019

Smexy potato

A person named Lilah morrigan kinzzy or Amie are consider smexy potato’s however they are very loud but hot hot hot they are.

You are a smexy potato.

by Oueen”o”Pineapples February 22, 2020

Potato Tit

- someone who acting like a complete asshole for no reason
- someone who can't take a joke

Dude you're such a potato tit today, calm down it was just a joke!

by MyNamesJefffff8888 September 11, 2020