Using your sphincter muscle to "pinch" a loaf of shit that is hanging halfway out your ass and won't drop of its own accord. Pinching a loaf always results in extra-messy wiping.
"Hurry up and finish taking a shit, we're already late! Pinch the loaf if you must!"
"Thanks for suggesting that I pinch a loaf; it worked. Now I have to spend 5 minutes wiping, then we can leave."
"Thanks for suggesting that I pinch a loaf; it worked. Now I have to spend 5 minutes wiping, then we can leave."
by bingobastard March 28, 2009
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New Female coworker at demonstration: "This is my first time, so take it slow."
Male coworker to other coworkers: "Pineapple!"
Male coworker to other coworkers: "Pineapple!"
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pink triangle: Now a gay pride symbol, it was the insignia homosexual men were required to wear in Nazi concentration camps.
by dijjn June 4, 2003
Get the pink triangle mug.When an asshole of a drug dealer buys weed, and resells it for the same price, but pinches some weed from the bag for himself and not telling the buyer. Therefore, accumilating weed for free.
by whatwhat113 March 30, 2009
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Get the pingas mug.A sure fire way to induce labor according to regular posters from a Babycenter.com birth board (December 2010 Expecting Mothers)
After several IDIOTIC posts on the birth board about how to get the baby out earlier than they were due, the members of the birth board started making up ways to induce an early labor including: Pineapple Juice Douching, Castor Oil/Castrol Motor Oil Drinking, Plungers, Wire Hangers, Crochet Hooks, Black Licorice, Balsamic Vinaigrettes, Raspberry Leaf Tea, Evening Primrose Oil, and various other forms.
This birth board is known in the Babycenter.com community to be especially snarky with posters who cannot spell, ask stupid questions and post inane comments such as "I had my baby threw my virgina and I dint kno I wuz pregnate"
Also, they suggest you don't go in water to your waist, your baby might drown while you are pregnate.
After several IDIOTIC posts on the birth board about how to get the baby out earlier than they were due, the members of the birth board started making up ways to induce an early labor including: Pineapple Juice Douching, Castor Oil/Castrol Motor Oil Drinking, Plungers, Wire Hangers, Crochet Hooks, Black Licorice, Balsamic Vinaigrettes, Raspberry Leaf Tea, Evening Primrose Oil, and various other forms.
This birth board is known in the Babycenter.com community to be especially snarky with posters who cannot spell, ask stupid questions and post inane comments such as "I had my baby threw my virgina and I dint kno I wuz pregnate"
Also, they suggest you don't go in water to your waist, your baby might drown while you are pregnate.
If you are 34 weeks and want to induce, try a Pineapple Douche and then make sure you shove a couple crochet hooks up your virgina to get the baby throwd out.
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