Pants Boner

when your pants folds up making it look like you have a boner but it really just your pants folding up

Girl #634956893486: OMG do you have a boner?
Boy#539084647452: no its just a pants boner, see its my pants
girl#634956893486: no, you're just excited to see me

by TheRealPewdsisme September 21, 2019

lad pants

tall boys who wear skinny light grey joggers to flex their body parts

hey did you see jon wearing those lad pants yesterday, I could see EVERYTHING!

by ladpantshater October 10, 2019

Stinky Pants

Larry Wayne Smith

Wooooooooweeeeeee look at Stinky Pants! Larry is funky today.

by Bill Anstead January 18, 2020

Pant pocket

A bag which is inside your pants which allows you to scratch your genitals.

I like to use my pant pocket.

by Guyintheworld January 19, 2020

pants worm

A slithering villain that wakes up on your belly after a midnight rain.

Tom found his corduroys sullied when his unruly pants worm regurgitated his man-soil after being provoked by a flash flood.

by Brodie Staxxx March 31, 2020

Termite Pants

Wood killers, talkin boners folks. When she wears pants that kill the boner.

Thought I was gonna get lucky, but my girl put on her termite pants.

by RapidRelease April 25, 2020

Ghost Panting

The act of pretending to Pant heavily (just like after sex) when you stop riding your illegal Electric Bike (for definition of illegal Electric Bike see EAPC Ghost Rider's definitions: Ghost Riding) at the traffic lights to make people and the Police think you have been propelling your EAPC legally when in fact you have been travelling at over 15.5 mph and Ghost Riding (see previous definition).

I love to do Ghost Panting which is fake Panting at the traffic lights after Ghost Riding my Electric Bike at 25 mph to make people think I have been propelling my illegal Electric Bike by the pedals.

by EAPC Ghost Rider July 11, 2020