Pussy Pamper

a feminine hygiene product.

"fuck i always feel like such a bitch when i have to go to the store to buy my chick's pussy pampers"

by J. Luna March 19, 2009

Pussy Slave

A person who remains in a relationship, despite being constantly whipped (i.e. letting their texts be read at the will of their owner), only for the sake of having sex frequently.

Juan: Did you hear about Cameron’s girl? She walks all over him.

Nick: Why would he stay with her then?
Juan: They fuck almost daily.

Nick: He is such a pussy slave.

by Anne Crank May 14, 2018

expensive pussy

A pussy that swallows money, dresses well, is very costly, especially for gentlemen. Only wizards can tolerate it.

Honey, can you buy me a Swarowski.
No!
Why not, I will take your cock in for 10 seconds!
Damn this expensive pussy!

by Tzotzko from Filipovtzi February 2, 2020

pussy is god

Prehaps to most gay song created next to “girls like girls” (by lesbian Jesus)

“Hey have you heard ‘Pussy is god’ buy King Princess it’s like god is a woman but ya know GAY

by CAMILACABEHOE January 3, 2019

Pussy Stone

Noun: A small toiled paper ball that clings to a woman's pubic hair.

Dude, I flicked a pussy stone off of my girl and it hit the cat.

by Jay Charbonneau June 5, 2009

pussy scrumping

when one takes pussy without consent. (Also see rape)

Prisoner 1..What are you banged up for?
Prisoner2.. I got caught pussy scrumping, I got 6 years, its my 2nd time for rape
Prisoner 1.. You nasty prick, I'm going ass scrumping tonight, see you then

by mitch00uk April 11, 2015

pussy hoover

The name given to an attractive man (or lesbian) who has the uncanny ability to walk into a room and have women throw themselves at him/her without any effort whatsoever.

Hey man, there's no point trying to talk to any girls in this bar. That pussy hoover in the corner has sucked up all the available talent.

by ElGrandeQueso April 21, 2008