Periods

The most annoying thing women go through every month if they don't get pregnant. The cramps feel like being kicked in the groin repeatedly. On top of the pain, women also bleed for a week or so as the uterus sheds its lining. If a woman has endometriosis, then that week she'll be in moderate/severe pain and have heavy bleeding. Women will generally avoid swimming if tampons cause discomfort. They will also avoid wearing light colored/white pants, dresses, skirts, underwear, jumpsuits, and rompers incase there's a leak. The blood that comes out also smells bad, so a woman might smell a bit rank during that week. There have been women who've BEGGED doctors for a hysterectomy, but doctors won't do it because of the stupid notion that all women should have children when there's already more than enough people on the planet.

I want a hysterectomy so I won't have periods anymore, but I'm forced to suffer despite not wanting to have children because the government forces the doctor to say no. All of my underwear have embarrassing brown stains from dried blood. If I go a month without my birth control, I'll be in agony and have heavy bleeding because I might have endometriosis. My life is hell.

by Failurebitch March 11, 2025

perioded

when ur period leaks so much

"I went home and it perioded all over"

by jellybean0xx April 28, 2025

period bomb

when you fill up a balloon with period blood and throw it at someone or something.

I got so mad at him when he cheated on me that I went to the restroom and made a fresh period bomb. Taught him not to mess with me.

by bellalyn June 24, 2025

period fart

The smell of a period fart can be particularly potent due to several factors:

* **Hormonal changes**: During the menstrual cycle, the levels of estrogen and progesterone fluctuate. These hormonal changes can affect digestion and lead to the production of more gas, which can be smelly.
* **Increased sulfur**: The gas produced during this time can contain higher levels of sulfur, which is responsible for the characteristic "rotten egg" or "sulfur-like" smell of some farts.
* **Food digestion**: Certain foods, such as beans, cabbage, and broccoli, can be harder to digest and may produce more gas, which can contribute to the smell.
* **Gastrointestinal changes**: Some people may experience changes in gut motility or gut bacteria during their menstrual cycle, which can affect digestion and lead to more pungent gas.

It's essential to remember that everyone's body is different, and the smell of a period fart can vary from person to person.

Guy 1: "Gf had a period fart while we were Netflix & Chillin. I ran to get to get fresh air, she just began giggling like a schoolgirl. God, I both hate and love women."

Guy at school: "What the heck is a period fart?"
Girl: "Do you want to continue liking women?"

by The Macbroker June 29, 2025

Period Pants

A pair of pants that production gives you to wear on the set of a major Hollywood blockbuster set in a certain time period. The actual time of the period piece is itself redundant, but not the pants.

"Production gave me period pants to wear today. I looked like a freaking pirate!"

by CommanderGratton July 2, 2025

weinball period

ghetting your time of the month-for sam weinberg for hte first itme

sam weinberg

by Fitzie baby October 3, 2003

Rocky Period

Undergone by males, once a month. During which they suffer to cravings to watch the 'Rocky' anthology.
Period can last from only 5 minutes, to a few days, to a week.

Guy 1 - "Hey you wanna watch some Rocky?"
Guy 2 - "Sure, you on your Rocky Period?!"
Guy 1 - "Yeah"
Guy 2 - "Same here!"

by Tommy H93 January 18, 2009