p cramps

Period cramps

Bruh my p cramps hurts so bad
Oh sorry abt that

by Deez nutx April 16, 2022

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Hearty P's

Heart palpitations - Hearty P's

"hey man I've got some serious hearty P's"

by Tragiczebra July 5, 2019

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J/P

Just playin'

You wanna come over tonight and have some fun lol J/P

by @price5233 September 27, 2020

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He has a very small penis. If you ask him to play Valorant he will always throw and bottom frag. He is a white furry. He identifies as a Dik-Dik. He is 35 years old in dog years. He has the sexiest body you will ever find. He has the thickest ass, but he skips leg day. His legs look like chicken legs. Justin P's have a sus personality and like BBC. Justin P's will do anything because they are very submissive. Don't trust his Valorant skill because he is a catfish. A Justin P will only get it F.O.M.P until he is ready to not throw in Valorant and League Of Legends

Woah was that a Justin P, he's a damn fine piece of ass

by Pineapple Farm December 7, 2021

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Mr. P

When a mans wife leaves him for a pig.

Kevin: hey honey, I’m home!... honey?? Ummm w-wh-who’s that honey?

Maranda: I’m... leaving you Kevin. I’m sorry, but Mr. Piggles has treated me with respect.

Kevin: Are you seriously making me Mr. P?!? You’re Mr. P’ing me?!!!

by Mr. P the man November 1, 2020

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P county

Pinellas county in Florida. Where the hick-gangster hybrids live. Also the easiest place for a 14 year old to score lsd and mdma

"Damn g I was gonna go to mobil on highland but its almost 12 at night and I don't feel like talking to any meth heads tonight, cant get a break in p county"

by Jit not jhit weirdos February 23, 2021

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