Fuck Drunk

The feeling you get after incredible sex, that leaves a stupid grin on your face for days, and causes a sudden craving for Chinese food, namely egg rolls.

After an evening of amazing sex with a smoking hot guy, Abby got home looking completely fuck drunk, and totally satisfied.

by atlalley September 19, 2019

Retardedly Drunk

The state of drunkenness where you feel like the equivalent of a retard.

I was so retardedly drunk last night to the point where I lost the ability to think.

by Bromosexual22 March 15, 2010

Trendy Drunk

A woman or gay man that is intoxicated on a daily basis, gets trashed, shit faced, and wasted, and still manages to look fashionable. These trendy drunks are typically spotted in major art and fashion schools.

Girl 1: "How does that chick's hair still look so good after she drank a bottle of vodka, threw it up in the sink, and drank some more?"

Girl 2: "She must be a trendy drunk. Betch."

by Trendy Drunk February 26, 2012

drunk on drugs

What 4th graders say when they don't know what high means.

4th grader - Hey my brother got arrested for being drunk on drugs.

by Poopbob Fartpants June 27, 2014

mouth drunk

when you eat something really cold that makes your mouth paralyzed and difficult to talk, and sometimes involves drooling

"Man i was so mouth drunk after eating the whole tub of mint chocolate chip ice cream"

by Lindsey CC July 31, 2009

Flash Drunk

When, from a sober state, you consume a large amount of alcohol (preferably liquor) in a very brief amount of time. By doing so, you go from completely sober to instantaneously drunk, bypassing the 'buzzed' stage of alcohol consumption.

I just got here, the game starts in 20 minutes, and I'm not paying $8 for a beer. Better get flash drunk. Hand me that Jack Daniels.

by Cpt. Jack Awesome December 12, 2013

Drunk Drifting

A drinking game:

Supplies:
three different proofs of alcohol
Forza 3
you and three friends.

Rules:
Each person takes a hot lap on Forza 3 with drift points turned on. Each person remembers their drifting score. The second place person takes a shot of the lowest proof alcohol, third place, second highest proof, last place shoots the highest proof.

There are no rewinds, and preferably no driving assists. only cosmetic damage, usually.

Upon winning, the first place finisher gets to pick the next car and track.

Ken: Hey Brett, what are you doing tonight?

Brett: I think we are going to go drunk drifting tonight.

Ken: Badass! I'm in!

by bafast June 7, 2011