Noah

Noah is the hottest boy on the planet. And has a huge penis. He loves gaming and is a really talented gamer that has a bad gaming reputation but plays like a professional. He will grow up to be an elite sports player and shit on the people who bullied him while gaming.

2020: “Noah sucks”

2040 “omg I need his autograph

by WaffleRick May 5, 2020

noah

bloody hot

noah is hot

by bobsyjr April 19, 2021

Noah

He's the worst person to be around and majorly weird, if you find a noah RUN RUN NOWWWWW.

Girl: omg is that noah

Me: yes hes weird bro stay away

by Noah Tate November 11, 2020

Noah

...wanna go downtown and drink
Lives by the way of alcohol

You're such a Noah, Noah

by Fuckinpenis February 15, 2023

Noah

Noah is a person who is very gay and proud of it and he has a small penis.He also like a girl named cat but can’t her.Because a guy named andres and Mathew is there to get her.He know how to do the speed dance and has Megan knees.HE IS VERY GAY

Oh look it that Noah I feel like he likes men and is sped

by Noahxxgayboi532 September 18, 2021

Noah

Noah is a 6’5 245lbs beast. He has an about two subway footling weener. He will pull your girl. Noah knows why women deserve less but will still pull. Noah is a resemblance of MMG,Johnny Sins, or Jesus Christ himself.

Girl 1: Noah is hot
Girl 2: your weird

by Men69420men November 25, 2021

Noah

cumdumster and gay twink.

"hey Noah is a gay twink!"

by burgurwatur October 21, 2023