faux soul

The illusion of spiritual depth and existential meaning engineered by capitalist minions in order to more effectively sell products.

“The Apple Store’s atmosphere is pure faux soul.”

by SalvyZ July 12, 2019

wicked type soul

the type of person who can be described in multiple horrible ways. A wicked type soul would be someone to be either unpredictable, an asshole, someone who surrounds themselves with the wrong people, etc.

Bro I: KJ just tends to surround himself with the wrong people
Bro II: Yeah, he's kinda like a wicked type soul, you know?
Bro I: What the actual fuck are you talking about

by SweeetDiz08' February 23, 2024

Soul gutter

Vagina

The boy was worthless and damaged after dragging his dick through that soul gutter.

by disapproving luddite June 7, 2018

Poor unfortunate souls

Term used to describe unlucky people who are in pain and need of assistance due to an issue eating away at them.
They come flocking to anyone willing and able to help them, no matter past reputation, and without checking for ulterior motives.
See also: Cryto Bro, MLM, Alternative Medicine

"Those poor unfortunate souls
So sad, so true
They come flocking to my cauldron
Crying "Spells Ursula, please!"
And I help them
Yes I do!

by MrDrEdward April 13, 2024

rick souled

When you are being possessed by the ghost of Rick Astley and he will never give you up.

Oh man I keep wanting to listen to Never Wanna Give You Up, I'm being Rick Souled!

by Korinzu August 10, 2017

Soul Roommate

Noun: A chosen or randomly assigned roommate that is completely compatible and who you quickly become best friends with. The platonic relationship epitomizes true friendship.

Jane and Kelsey hadden't met until the day they moved into college, but once they met they knew they were eachother's soul roommate.

by NewWordMan August 30, 2012

Mo-Soul

Facial hair combination of a moustache and soul patch. Commonly seen back in the days of the Wild West and more recently during the month of November.

Dude, sweet mo-soul! You must be getting hella' Movember donations for that fine specimen!

by PorcupineMike November 18, 2011