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mouth syphilis

C0llege 1o1 Definition of MOUTH SYPHILIS: no its not a new STD its the inability to speak in front of friends family & complete strangers. Symptoms: words come out fumbled, jumbled or not at all. And can be past like a verbal STD (no sex required)
Mouth syphilis. when you say: "i swear to drunk i aint." as opposed to "i swear i aint drunk"
by naughtycowgirl February 4, 2010
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mill mouth

the course language commonly used by mill, factory, warehouse personnel and chemists
Foreman: Chris you fucking cunt scab! You loaded the wrong drums on the truck!
Chris: Fuck you you bald headed prick, they're labeled wrong.
Secretary: Oh dear, the fucking mill mouth around here is getting out of control.
by Angler November 11, 2007
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fag mouth

kissing sum one when you have just had a cigarette e.g fag mouthed
kissing sum one when you've just had a cigarette e.g they've just been fag mouthed
by morley the fag mouth April 21, 2008
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smash mouth

A style of wrestling used only by the untalented hosses of WWE. It consists of slow, powerful moves with lots of clotheslines and punches.
Tazz: "A-Train wrestles a very smash mouth style."
by Dangerous K89 March 17, 2004
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poop mouth

when someone has yuk mouth.
That chick was hot but she had poop mouth
by Will.b October 3, 2006
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Dick Mouth

An std that you can only get if you have red hair, freckles and have recently kissed someone who has been sucking on a filthy penis. Common symptoms include: Migraines, yellow hands, a common cold and the urge to yell homosexual things when you are angry. There is a very rare disease and only one case has ever been recorded.
"Dammit Brendan don't come near me, you have dick mouth."
"Heard you got dick mouth after hooking up with that chick last night Brendan."
"Damn Brendan, you should really get those yellow hands checked out, you might have dick mouth."
by Nick Marriott July 2, 2009
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mouth breather

A sun smilin' mouth-breather.

One who can't look towards the sun without squinting, showing their upper teeth and dropping their mouth open.
Usually wears a Cleveland Browns shirt.
"Hey look at that sun smilin' mouth breather, I sure hope a cloud blocks out that sun before he drools all over himself."
by F.R. January 7, 2005
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