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Michelle Beadle

Incredibly hot co host of the espn show sportsnation really really hot
Guy 1-Hey man you watch Sportsnation.

Guy 2-Yeah Colin's cool, but Michelle Beadle is HOT!

Guy 1-So hot
by drew10796 April 1, 2010
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Mickey Mouse patrol

Rent-a-cops, security that usually only have "guns" with rubber bullets, if that. They "patrol" schools, concerts, and sporting events, but if there's anything close to a fight, they're out of there like rats out of a sinking ship.

The phrase was coined in Nova Scotia, Canada by snowplow drivers and was originally used solely for pre-911 airport security.
"Did you see the Mickey Mouse patrol during the Code Blue today?"
"Yeah, I saw a few of them go out a window. Too bad it was on the second story."
by Snow Globe November 30, 2005
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Michael Balzary

The bassist for the Red Hot Chili Peppers, also known as Flea. Is most famous for his Popping-and-Slapping bass technique, which can be heard very clearly in the intro to the song "Higher Ground," which the Chili Peppers covered. Stevie Wonder did the original version.
Woah, there's that Michael Balzary guy!
No, man that's Flea!
by The Best Pseudonym There Is January 26, 2009
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Michael Bay Harassment

The kind of harassment one may get when working with Mr. Bay on a film.
"Michael Bay Harassment"
Michael Bay being caught on set not really caring about lives of others much. Even employees. Harassing his own people. An act that is much more difficult to get away with off-set, and when dealing with family matters.
by juanito c March 15, 2009
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microwave family

a microwave family happens when a person marries someone who already has children. it's quick and easy, just like a microwave meal.
Q: have you heard that shaniqua got married?
A: yeah, but her new husband already has 5 kids. she's got herself a microwave family!
by sarahlh727 February 8, 2010
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Michael x Ennard

A ship that contain robophilia,necropholia and shouldn’t be exist in the first place.FNAF is a horror game,not a love game.Some kid even sexualizing this ship, thinking its canon and attack the other shippers(i’m sorry if i sound rude)
Toxic Michael x Ennard shipper:Michael x Ennard is the best,awesome and canon ship.Unlike Michael x (*insert the character Michael got shipped with(-Ennard)),its so disgusting and stupid
Me:Stfu kid
by AliceloveTodorokiShoto November 10, 2021
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Michael

Such a god damn fucking god in the sack. When he enters me it feels like he's going to come out my throat. When his balls slap my asshole I quiver in delight. His hip circles make me creamy. Like creamed corn. He has the stickiest man juice of any man, boy, woman, or child. If Michael were on the Titanic he would have used his massive ballsack to stay afloat. Probably a male porn star in a past life. Sometimes has unibrow. The greatest guy I've met and I love him so much.
"Michael, fuck me hard!"
by crazypaddy's March 17, 2016
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