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the mashed potato

When you're unaware of your pregnancy and you still have sex.
"What the hell? I don't what happened to Jimmy, but he be looking like he got the mashed potato. Not sure what happened to him, but when he came out, he came out in pieces."
by TheSpizzleWizard December 6, 2021
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Eating Mashed Potatoes

Clean way of saying "masturbating and watching porn." The tense of "eating" can change depending on context.
Since I wasn't invited to any parties Friday night, I ended up staying home eating mashed potatoes.
by Licensed_Nerd January 12, 2022
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Emir Mashkulli

You cant find a more retarded person in this world. He never knows what the conversation you are having is about, he always forgets and he is an idiot.
Emir Mashkulli is retarded.
by momkemauauan January 21, 2022
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Trashy mashy

A person who is a absolutely stunning girl but is sadly a furry and needs to be out down
Person:who is that gorgeous woman?
Person2: oh she’s a trashy mashy you don’t want her
Person:ohhhhh okay
by Co-owner of your mom March 12, 2022
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Button Mashing

The act of trying anything to get a person with a vagina (or penis!) to feel pleasure, but having absolutely no experience or knowledge doing and you're too shy to ask so your hand/s are just flailing about doing whatever.
Person 1: "Man, I had the worst sex imaginable last night."
Person 2: "What happened?"
Person 1: "My fling was clearly inexperienced. Just button mashing me."
Person 2: "So they didn't ask what you liked? Why didn't you say anything?"
Person 1: "I was shy and embarrassed..."
by Agoraphobic chad March 31, 2022
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Drop Mashing

When an overweight girl stands with her bare booty region over a man and drops down so that her boots smacks his face and makes the sound of mash potatoes being flung at a person's face.
When Rita was drop mashing her boyfriend her ass smacked his face so hard I thought they were throwing mash potatoes at the wall.
by K.T.rees May 13, 2022
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Ta'mashanique

1) She is pretty loyal

2) She is feisty

3) She is one of a kind

4) She is hilarious

5) She is ready to fight anywhere and any time

6) She likes giving hugs

7)She doesn't have a filter

8) She tells the truth
oh s**t here come ta'mashanique
by GIFFY LUBE May 18, 2022
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