Turtle Machine 

A machine that displays or creates turtles, see computer

"Hey man, have you seen that new turtle pic?"
"Not yet, haven't been on the Turtle Machine all day"

"Did you know some turtles are brown?"
"You're wrong, I asked the Turtle Machine and the brown ones are called "tortoise"
"Turtle Machine broke"

Turtle Machine by Jeffi June 16, 2018

personality machine broke 

Uh just a sassy phrase I use

"whassup girl"
"Personality machine broke"

personality machine broke by Frizzzz June 26, 2018

Vending Machine 

Something that the US military drops to the children of Afghanistan. It usually ends up killing thousands of children each year, which many Americans agree with.

Ex: "Hey David, gonna donate anything to the military this year?"
"I don't know, Bill. Maybe my vending machine! I hear they drop them on children in Afghanistan. Sounds like a great policy!"
"Hahaha!"

Vending Machine by Gregthisiswhywehateyou3 September 14, 2018

LOL Machine 

1 A person who is very funny
2 A computer used exclusively for League of Legends

1 "Have you heard this comedian? He's hilarious, a total LOL Machine."
2 "I swear, that kid only ever uses his PC to play League of Legends. It's a total LOL Machine."

LOL Machine by makaveli55 September 20, 2018

Party-Machine

The state one acquires after having two shots of alcohol at a party. (Usually Guinness).

Matt had a couple of shots the other night, he's such a party-machine.

Party-Machine by bobsledder59 December 14, 2018

Simple Machine 

A simple machine

A glue is a simple machine.

Simple Machine by Eddy375623 January 16, 2019

buzz machine 

this is referring to any nicotine device

hey man can you sauce me your buzz machine? i’m all out of juice

buzz machine by fuckalight March 2, 2019