Mum

The greatest person to ever live!!! Every one of them is as unique and special in their own way as another. They are the best person in the world so be sure to never disrespect them.

Johny: My Mum is the best person in the world!

Jack: Mine too!

by Supdawg2010 March 23, 2022

ur mum

bruh it's ur mum lol

Who wants to play with me?

Ur Mum lol

by hahalolurmum February 2, 2022

Suck Yer Mum

Lewis Brown's favourite saying

Ben: "Lewis..."

Lewis: "SUCK YER MUM"

by Kyle03Str March 25, 2019

Methy Mum

A crack addicted female which consumes ridiculous amounts of crystal meth whilst pregnant! Whilst feeling no remorse or guilt! Typically lacking any form of education and or common sense and morals..

Omg did you know Ashley is smoking crack? Yeah she’s a total methy mum.

by Organiz3d Chaos July 7, 2021

Mum

The woman who is always there for you. No matter what you do you can always count on her to save your ass from the shit you get into. She will love you no matter what happens. She always knows whats best for you and is there for you when your scared. She is also the woman who can give you 5 chores that will most probably take 20 minutes each within 3 minutes and expect you to finish them by the time she gets home.

Mum: I want you to wash the dishes, fold the towels, clean your room and make the house spotless by the time I get home or your in trouble.

Daughter: MUM!! THATS NOT FAIR!!!

Mum: I’ll be home in 10 minutes.

Daughter: I’m screwed....

by RVH August 11, 2018

Your mum jokes

Jokes your smart & sexy friend makes but pisses you off cus you can't find a comeback

Example:
Person 1: Come on. Is there really nothing you want for your birthday?

Person 2: yeah only one thing. A date with your mum.

Person 1: wow. That was one of the best Your mum jokes

by Sexypianogql January 9, 2023

yarg farg ur mum has a hard yard

IDK

yoooo yarg farg ur mum has a hard yard.

by Lucas Pennington September 23, 2021