Your mom a virgin

Worse than ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur granny tranny, and your mom a Jew combined. If you say this the entire earth is destroyed

Marin: ur mom gay

Ryan: ur dad lesbian
Martin: ur granny tranny
Ryan: ur mom a Jew
Martin: don’t make me do it
Ryan: do it pussy
Martin: your mom a virgin
*everyone dies*

Your mom a virgin by Your_Mom_6969 March 14, 2018

your mom 

A phrase used when you have absolutely no idea how to answer a question, or piss someone off. Highly recommended phrase to be used during business meetings.

Important Guy: "Mr. Smith, how long do you think the proposal will take?"

You: about as long as your mom

your mom by Ginza October 24, 2003

Cartman's Mom 

Cartman's Mom (n): The Skankiest Hoe In South Park.

While Trying To Find His Father, Young Eric Cartman Finds Himself In A Bar And Shortly Later Finds Out That Everyone In The Bar Had Slept With His Mother.

Cartman's Mom by Amanda June 28, 2004

I DID YOUR MOM 

A common insult...unless you really did fuck someones mom...

Oh yeah..well...I DID YOUR MOM. BURN

I DID YOUR MOM by pooturboot November 13, 2007

soccer mom

A suburban stay at home cumdumpster who thinks that her opinions count for anything. Usually seen driving an overpriced SUV, talking on her cell phone, and yelling at her kids for stepping on the Macy's bags-all at the same time. Have a tendency to smugly advertise, with bumper stickers, basically everything. Are known for lobbying for tougher alcohol regulations, gun laws, and censorship. Just another good reason to make the laws about homicide more lenient.

"Holy shit! Some soccer mom in her Escalade nearly ran me off the road because she was talking on her cell phone instead of paying attention to the road.

soccer mom by herrsquidward October 23, 2007

my mom 

The Reverse of saying "Your Mom" as a joke. it can be used in the same way. People use it if you don't want to hurt someone feeling about there mom. A good way to laugh at your self. Most of the time when used it doesn't make sense but is still funny. This is best see in used in the Cartoon network TV Show "Regular Show" by Muscle Man.

Person 1- Hey I'm gonna do my homework now
Person 2- You know who else is gonna do there homework now? My mom!

my mom by awesomebjw October 4, 2011

Single Mom Ego 

Condition. When a single mother repeatably tells you that she has the hardest job in the world. No matter what you do or face in life, it can not compare. Her job is the worst. She gets to stay home with the kids, work in her pajamas, bend over at the waist to put in DVDs, collect a check, not have a boss to answer to, and put her kids to bed early any time she wants.

"I got free tickets to the show and when I asked her if she wanted to go with me, she dropped her single mom ego on me, telling me she doesn't have time to go to shows like some people".

Single Mom Ego by RHP4 January 4, 2011