Male-Provider Syndrome (MPS) is when your husband does not want to leave his office or home town due to having to work and provide for his family; this includes vacataions, getaways and family trips.
A man has Male-Provider Syndrome (MPS) when he can't go with you to Bora Bora because of the time change, time in the airplane, and because your hut on the water doesn't have a GREAT WiFi connection.
by Mrs.Chill March 15, 2010
The North American Male Cock is an elusive beast known for hiding in dark places and spitting when excited. This one-eyed beast is not a reptile, however, it is often referred to as "one eyed snake" or "trouser snake".
by yuhrmahm August 18, 2010
A guy who is about 12 trying to fit in with the older lads. Hes a bit of a cunt and always is in your shadow. He constantly denies hes a beta male and trys to act big or hard even thoughhe has a microscopic penis
That kyle lad is a proper Pre Pubescent Beta male
Yeah in' he, OI fag how bout you and your microscopic penis fuck off somewhere else yeah you Pre Pubescent Beta Male
Yeah in' he, OI fag how bout you and your microscopic penis fuck off somewhere else yeah you Pre Pubescent Beta Male
by Ok stfu April 29, 2020
Person 1: That guy has done the stupidest shit and has always gotten away with it, I don't get why his other classmates are always being punished for his mistakes!
Person 2: He's a single white male, he's allowed to get away with it, thank you white male privilege!
Person 2: He's a single white male, he's allowed to get away with it, thank you white male privilege!
by danizzlefo September 18, 2016
December 16th is national yogurt males day!1!1!1!1!🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶
by Dave sus amogus🥶 December 13, 2021
A female that thinks there are a higher number of males that are obsessed with sex than there are actually are, because her body is an irresistible gift to all males and females, since the beginning of time. A female that thinks all males owe any happiness or success in life to a female, and that to disagree is shaming a female's body, or sexism.
by Solid Mantis January 07, 2021
Most often found in boys and men, it is the habit of exerting the least amount of effort and energy to accomplish a task, usually unsuccessfully.
Older Sister: Did you finish writing your resume for that job application?
Younger Brother: Yeah, here it is.
Older Sister: This is a mess.
Younger Brother: I couldn't find a good template, so I just made one up.
Older Sister: Um, well, here's a bunch I found on Google. Why was that so hard?
Younger Brother: It's not my fault, I have Male Pattern Laziness
Magazine Headline: Why Do Guys Date Skanks?
Reader 1: Can you believe they spent three pages on this?
Reader 2: That's three pages too many just to explain Male Pattern Laziness.
Younger Brother: Yeah, here it is.
Older Sister: This is a mess.
Younger Brother: I couldn't find a good template, so I just made one up.
Older Sister: Um, well, here's a bunch I found on Google. Why was that so hard?
Younger Brother: It's not my fault, I have Male Pattern Laziness
Magazine Headline: Why Do Guys Date Skanks?
Reader 1: Can you believe they spent three pages on this?
Reader 2: That's three pages too many just to explain Male Pattern Laziness.
by Jellobelle June 01, 2012