log dew

Dew that comes from a log and is very tasty with beans on toast.

Waiter, can I have some more log dew please it is very nice?

by Meldrew Eyebrows January 14, 2018

Flogging my log

Having a wank. More commonly used in Australia

I'm flogging my log at that hot chick that was at the bar

by cammz11 June 10, 2012

Porcelain Log Jammer

When you stick his or her head head in the toilet and you penetrate your partners anus while flushing the toilet.

Did you hear Alix got the old porcelain log jammer from Sarah last night.

by LogJammer69 August 12, 2021

Logging

The act of clenching a turd back into your anus cavity when needing to go poop.

I really didn’t want to go logging today, but instead I shit my pants.

by Loggingking September 5, 2023

Absolute value log function

used to refer to ass crack.

y = log(|x|) looks like an ass crack

Damn, check out that absolute value log function

Look at the vertical asymptote on that

by KLV32W512D January 24, 2022

Yule log

A Holiday erected penis , bring joy to another person or group of people. Usually for sex or to gaze at . It only appears 24th & 25th of December .

Daniel I feel special this Christmas Day how about you put your Yule log in my hot box !

by Calabashmonty January 3, 2021

Grease log

A long/chunk of wood that you have been poring you're bacon grease and/or camp cooking grease on that will then later be put on the fire at the end of the camp trip. Aka the last long.
You must also chant "grease log" while the selected person places it on the fire.

Now that its the end of the camping trip its time to put on the grease log.

by Wildandschmit June 26, 2023