twitter lesbian

a girl who keeps identifying as a lesbian on social media, posting about wanting to have a girlfriend to get clout and sympathy likes, until she finds a boyfriend and everything is dimissed

person A: wasn't clary a lesbian? why is she tweeting about having a boyfriend now
person B: oh it's cause she's a twitter lesbian, saying she's a lesbian only cause it seemed more cool and oppressed than being bi or straight

by johnny4fears February 2, 2020

danger lesbian

a powerful, intimidating lesbian.

man, she’s a danger lesbian for sure.

by emi irene July 21, 2020

Daycare Lesbian

A lesbian who goes out of their way to date only single moms because they really enjoy taking care of a kid that has no relation to them.

“Hey did you see that Ashley is a daycare lesbian now? Yeah she loves babysitting other people’s kids.”

by LotionArthur August 28, 2020

chlorine lesbian

a gay female who gets along with everyone and is a soft girl; opposite of a hey mamas lesbian

Sally’s such a chlorine lesbian!

by gut gut January 2, 2021

Uncheckered lesbian

A woman that is sexually attracted to only women, but who does NOT own a piece of flannel based clothing

Well we know she's gay but we call her an uncheckered lesbian...there's no flannel!!!

by Pyroz Blazegate March 15, 2021

Toxic Lesbianinity

When a lesbian chooses to adopt the opinions of and behave like toxic men: i.e. aggressively compete and dominate others
devalue women, and engaging in wanton violence.

Liz’s wife Piper has acute toxic lesbianinity. Every time we play golf with them Piper gets so angry if she’s losing, blames it on Liz, and starts throwing her clubs.

by The Notorious MMC March 24, 2021

Mermaid Lesbian

Similar to bambi lesbian, a lesbian that is e.g. aesthetically and/or romantically attracted to women but not sexually, hence their lower part being replaced with a cute fishtail.

A: This cheap bed would be way too fragile for us. Let's look for another one that we can actually use.
B: Like I would ever use it like that with you mermaid lesbian anyway...
A: What? I meant when we feel like having a pillow fight again, you perv!

by ColdKate August 28, 2021