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Medill's Law

Never let a sickness or ailment get in the way of seeing a bird.
Person 1: Hey bro I'm feeling sick as a dog, don't know if I can go see this chick tonight.
Person 2: Medill's Law bro
by SweetDaddyD April 13, 2019
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Coomers Law

If you masturbate in an unlocked room, someone is bound to enter.
Person 1: Dude I just jacked in the utility closet, that NO ONE ever enters, but as soon as I started spanking it my boss walked in looking for something. Long story short, I lost my job.

Person 2: Dude, have you never heard of Coomers law? As soon as you started jacking someone was bound to enter.
by Anonymous Poopystain December 11, 2019
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Moldy's Law

Give someone the chance to be stupid, and they will take it.
"Trump needs to have his phone taken away. Otherwise, Moldy's Law will mean he will get on Twitter."
by Mojo1936 May 20, 2019
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paddy's law

"A well-known rule that any reddit thread that becomes large enough will eventually have an American pretending to be Irish." -u/MacHaggis

Americans often like to identify themselves as the nationality of their ancestors despite not having that nationality themselves. They'll claim to be Irish on forums like Reddit, where you expect someone saying they're Irish to be from Ireland.

While interacting with people actually from Ireland, they still claim to be Irish despite having no connection to the country. Usually they cite culture and bloodlines as the justification.
"I'm Irish, which is why I've always wanted to visit Ireland. My great-great grandmother was from Ireland, so I'm both culturally and genetically Irish. I grew up hearing all about Ireland because it's my family's homeland. I've never heard of 'The Troubles' though, is that a new band?"

"As an actual Irish person, you're not Irish, you're American. Paddy's law strikes in every goddamn thread."
by Toujourspurpadfoot April 21, 2018
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kieran law

Has a penis the size of the eiffel towers in italy. Will not hesitate to question your christianity.
Kieran law is here again, beware, hide your bible
by mrbeepboy January 9, 2018
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DeWynter's Law

DeWynter's Law states that the general perception of something (such as a television show or video game, and most notably in the case of sequels) will generally be negatively affected by the existence of something else that does much the same things, but "better".

For example in the case of a sequel to a video game or movie: Say the first in a series is a 9/10. If a sequel is released that does much the same thing but a little worse, it will be much more negatively reviewed than if the original hadn't existed.
The Fable series of video games really suffered from DeWynter's Law; The second game would have been so much better if I hadn't played the first.
by Hootles May 20, 2017
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charlenes law

The law of nature that states it's easy to find a guy to fuck YOU

But exponentially harder to find one willing to keep and support you
He likes having SEX and you pay for the room ?? Wow that's a shocker He lives by charlenes law
by Wyldstallyn May 21, 2017
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