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Velcro Kitty

An outrageously clingy cat.

Needs to be touching you (or at least be by your side) at literally all times.

Will have a massive freak-out when you leave your house for any reason, or if you dare try to get some alone time.

Will make you want to get a second cat so it will bother someone else. (This is actually a good idea.)
My velcro kitty is relentless. I had to adopt another cat so she would attach to someone else.
by Ubeenbamboozledson November 29, 2024
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Hello kitty

GOD OF US ALL, TRULY SLAYS!
LOOK ITS HELLO KITTY
by Vtrecfrec January 21, 2023
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kitty flick

A kitty flick is when a girl runs her finger between the lips of her twat then swipes the smell on the upper lip of an unsuspecting bystander.
by missjoy1 April 16, 2014
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Shitty Kitty

"Shitty kitty" or "shitty kitty drunk" is a humorous expression typically used to describe someone who is extremely intoxicated or drunk. It's a playful way of saying someone is really drunk, often with a touch of silliness.
"After the party, Sarah stumbled out of the bar, giggling uncontrollably and slurring her words. She was totally 'shitty kitty'."
by sneakyturtle31 March 12, 2024
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stiff kitty

When the girl is bent over and you're doing her from behind, you pull out and quickly jam it in her butt. She goes still and howls like a cat who just has it's tail stepped on... A stiff kitty!
I gave her a stiff kitty last night
by DirtyToad May 26, 2018
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Kitties

Curious and clever, this beast is not for the faint of heart. She thrives on good vibes and has zero tolerance for drama. Kitties is as quick witted as she is kind natured so tread lightly as you may become a target for her entertainment.

This carnivorous female believes in family, justice, integrity, generosity, honesty, love, comedy and crystals. Very little get the opportunity to get close to this creature as she heavily guards herself from basic bitches. She prefers the company of animals to humans.

You will either love or hate this rare soul. Just know, she doesn't care either way. ❤❤❤
"Show me Kitties!"
by ShowMeKitties November 22, 2021
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