Jakes Lakes

Spooky lakes where husbands, new cars, & alcohol go missing for hours, probably caused by Aliens

"'Simon'(not his real name) still not home. Hope car is ok"
"I hope he's not spinning it up on the 'Nearby' Hills"
"Nah. He gone up to the Jakes Lakes"
"yes I believe it to be casued by aliens"

by lovingmyfriends November 8, 2013

jake hudson

A cunt

Hey you know Jake Hudson
Yeah he’s a cunt

by I.dont.give.a.shit June 3, 2018

Jake Paulers

A normally young group of children who are mentally I’ll beyond belief.

PewDiePie: What the fuck is that event supposed to mean?
Jake Paulers: YAH.

by Soy ugly April 25, 2019

Jake Paul

literally one of the most cancerous YouTuber who makes videos for frickin' three year olds.

Person 1: I have cancer
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: I watched Jake Paul

by Nintentoo December 10, 2021

Jake Paul

A cancer piece of shit with a failing youtube career who likes ducking 7 figure gibber

Person: Oh look a Jake Pauler
Person 2: Get the flamethrower and delete that that person from the human race

by Phoque January 4, 2020

jake and miley

Jake and miley are one of the bests friends, if you are a jake or a miley. Try finding each other you won’t regret it.

Someone: omg they are such good friends how?
Y/n: bc they are jake and miley!

by thestarofTiktok January 14, 2021

jake artzer

Although A part of jakes definition is that he has a 14 inch penis, Jake artzer is known for his small size and small penis as well. Breaking the record at .5 cm

You got a Jake artzer sized penis

by Benis peen July 25, 2016