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Jerry's Bait Shop

Jerry's shop where he sells bait. You know the place.
Way back when I was just a little bitty boy, living in a box under the stairs in the corner of the basement of the house half a block down the street from Jerry's Bait Shop. You know the place.
by FridayFunkGaming291 July 28, 2025
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Albert Arkwright’s Shop

Albert Arkwright, (played by famous UK actor Ronnie Barker) owned a small corner shop in a British television sitcom by the name of Open All Hours.

A useful metaphor for describing a sexually promiscuous female.
Her legs are more prolific than Albert Arkwright’s shop.
by ToBeConfirmed August 10, 2025
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Window Shopping

When you are admiring women without any intention of approaching them and asking them out.
At the gym there was a lot of window shopping to do
by elcryZ August 28, 2025
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Pintu’s Plaster Shop

(noun; slang; NSFW)

A shady, half-baked operation run by someone who pretends to be a professional but is really just scamming everyone involved. Named after Pintu, an ex-videographer who now spends more time plastering lies than walls.

Sexual slang: when someone makes a huge sticky mess, tries to cover it up poorly, and pretends nothing happened—exactly like Pintu covering up his scams.
Example 1:
“Bro, don’t trust that used car dealer, his warranty is straight out of Pintu’s Plaster Shop.”

Example 2 (NSFW):
“She thought it was gonna be romantic, but it turned into a full-on Pintu’s Plaster Shop all over her bedsheets.”
by HorseCoq August 30, 2025
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Shopping for Tires

Watchign gay porn wiht half-anminal halve-humin hybrids and it rubing you the rong way.
god fucking dammit, Marcus, this is the 7th time you've left your laundry out. My name is Chris.

I saw Jason yesterday.

Oh bother, I was shopping for tires the other day, and Chris saw me at the "tyre store"
by Maxwellscriblenottt October 23, 2025
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Shop Wafting

When you make your wife or significant other smell a candle that you just ripped ass into when they took you shopping when you didn't want to go.
Shop Wafting - "Hey babe, smell this candle. I promise I did not shop waffle in it".
by Drbigbuds1 November 3, 2025
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Swap Shopping

The act of using the website Swap.Shopping
Student 1: Hey have you tried Swap Shopping?!
Student 2: No, whats that?
Student 1: Its this cool website made so university students can swap things for other goods and services!

Student 2: Sounds awesome!
Student 1: Hell yeah it is!
by HeavyRain95 December 8, 2025
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