Window Shopping

When your admiring girls in public or online with no intention of talking to them or hooking up with them up.

Bro I was just window Shopping all these girls around here are crazy.

by elcryZ March 30, 2024

Shopping leg syndrome

When legs hurt,ache or tingle while shopping with a female.

Wife: What's wrong with you?
Husband: My legs are tingling and are sore.
Wife : Are you acting like you have shopping leg syndrome again?
Husband: Who's acting?

by Noseblown December 4, 2018

shopping-cart hockey

Refers to da steps-saving groceries-trolley-returning practice whereby ya halt a few yards from da cart-corral in da parking lot and then give da cart a speedy push so dat it (hopefully!) rolls da rest of da way into da corral, thus scoring a "goal".

I always love seeing my "aimed and released" shopping-cart roll smoothly between da walls of da corral; shopping-cart hockey is even more satisfying, though, if said cart also clatters itself into place at da end of da line of other carts in da corral.

by QuacksO November 10, 2024

Hillbilly shopping

When you go into a store and bite/livk everything and then put it back.

Guy #1 "Im going hillbilly shopping."

Guy#2 "boi wtf"

by TheKingOfTheWalruses July 2, 2018

Chicken Shop

Slang for describing a shop/building involved in money laundering schemes.

Inspired by the show, Breaking Bad

Aye man, you know our uncle got that deli down the street? It's a chicken shop.

by NobleKonig May 28, 2024

shopping with your dick

Using testosterone rather than your brain by buying the biggest baddest item just for bragging rights rather than usefulness, such as buying a 6 burner grill when you’re only cooking for yourself or buying a chainsaw with a 48 inch bar just for cutting the occasional small tree.

Guy 1: why are you shopping with your dick? You would never use that.
Guy 2: I just want it for shits and giggles.
Guy 1: Your money pal, not mine.

by Thefanman July 6, 2022

Pintu’s Plaster Shop

(noun; slang; NSFW)

A shady, half-baked operation run by someone who pretends to be a professional but is really just scamming everyone involved. Named after Pintu, an ex-videographer who now spends more time plastering lies than walls.

Sexual slang: when someone makes a huge sticky mess, tries to cover it up poorly, and pretends nothing happened—exactly like Pintu covering up his scams.

Example 1:
“Bro, don’t trust that used car dealer, his warranty is straight out of Pintu’s Plaster Shop.”

Example 2 (NSFW):
“She thought it was gonna be romantic, but it turned into a full-on Pintu’s Plaster Shop all over her bedsheets.”

by HorseCoq August 30, 2025