holy cow monkeys

An alternative to cursing.

Holy cow monkeys, did you see that!?!?!

by spacedinosaur July 19, 2011

Holy Dick Fuck

When some thing is so mind blowing that you cant say anything else but Holy Dick Fuck.

Person #1 Bro, dude I was with a girl with a HUGE ASS last night!

Person #2 Holy Dick Fuck

by that person who sits by you. November 28, 2017

Holy Childhood High

A school located in Half Way Tree, the girls that go here are dangerous, do not date a Holy Childhood girl.

Synonyms: Walking Bakery

That Holy Childhood High girl give me bun.

by QuandaleDingledilli January 4, 2023

oh my holy

another way of saying oh my God.

only super badass people use the phrase.

also, usually used with the phrase "hottmess"

Oh my holy guess what! I got a car!

Oh my holy! You are a hott mess! I can't believe you are going out with that ugly MoFo!

by janie86 March 31, 2010

holy shit biscuits

The term you use when all the cum is out of the penis

"Holy shit biscuits! All of my baby gravy is on your face!"

by Pullin Out with my Cock Out September 26, 2017

holy shit god

one who's ass reeks of pure stench- worse than rotted oxen flesh sitting in arizona sun for several years. the ruler of ass funk often despised yet admired by his closest of drinking buddies

My boy big herm is the holy shit god himself. He often clears out entire house parties with his anal attacks.

by rocafella and herm September 25, 2006

holy grail blowjob

A blowjob in which the girl swallows for the first time

I was here holy grail blowjob.

by Calliebae February 13, 2017