Metro High School

Metro Early College High School is a small, intellectually vibrant public school option open to 9th through 12th graders in Franklin County. Focused on the STEM schooling system, which are science, technology, engineering and mathematics related. At metro, you're promised to get a great education and perfect future. The school is filled with whiners, geniuses, Asians, idiots, virgins, lazy bums and horrible daters. Apparently everyone is surprised that they are nerds. Freshmen are the worst.

Annoying Parent: So how are you liking Metro High School? I want to send my daughter there.

Lying Student: It's fun. Can I go now?

Friend: Did you like move or something? I never get to hang out with you

Metro Student: No, I go to Metro High School.... no free time, ever.

by Let's Save America! February 17, 2009

Shittin' in high cotton

Being well off financially.

Since I hit the lotto we've been shittin' in high cotton.

by Psycho Miko June 11, 2006

High Heel

noun

High-heeled footwear (often abbreviated as high heels) is footwear which raise the heel of the wearer's foot significantly higher than the toes. When both the heel and the toes are raised equal amounts, as in a platform shoe, it is not considered to be a "high-heel". High heels tend to give the illusion of longer and more slender legs. High-heels come in a wide variety of styles, and the heels are found in many different shapes, including stiletto, pump, block, tapered, blade, and wedge.

Babe, put on some high heels and give me a lap dance

by jibrishh October 27, 2008

Brooklyn Technical High School

the only school where it is ok to play with swords in the park next to it. A school that will give you so much HW that you will have no time to watch TV. A school with so many asians that you will eventually have Asian Fever. A school where it is not hard to find fake people. A school that can make you feel like SHYT after being the top of you school in middle school. A school for the "Stuy. Rejects". A school where you can make some great freinds that can get you through all the bullshit you deal with in this school and can make it worthwhile.

Little Bobby cried for three days after finding out he was rejected by Stuyvesant but said "Fuck It, I'll Go to Brooklyn Technical High School!" there he Found that he can get so much and HW and can't even watch family guy anymore. But he became friends with Stanely and found that brooklyn tech isnt all bad

by RYAMIX January 10, 2010

high school musical

AN overly popular musical made by disney. I dont know who the people are who enjoy this junk, but they are literally sucking the giant corporate wang that is disney.

I cant go anywhere or watch anything without some stupid commercial with a bunch of eleven-teen year olds creaming themselves over how they want to meet the hip cast of high school musical.

Maybe im getting to old, and i just cant appreciate gay shows like i used too.

Commercial 1 " Enter for you chance to suck Corbins Penis!"

boy 1 "OH FUCK YEAH!"

girl 2 " HEZ SO HAWT!@!"

Commercial 2 " LICK DISNEYS BALLS, AND WATCH THE SEQUAL TO HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL!"

Teen 1 " OMG I WONDER WHAT THE PLOTS GONNA BE?!"

normal person " a bunch of fags singing?"

by Pugnap00 January 1, 2009

aurora high school

Well, AHS is one of the most preppy schools around. Full of douche bags its hard to find someone worthy enough to be a friend. All we care about is drama and facebook/twitter. Weed is also a huge factor here at the great AHS. Walk up to anyone in the halls and 90% of the time there gonna have weed in their backpack. Basically, if you're on the football team you walk around and think your shit doesnt stink. There's never any wondering if your a nerd or not...just look at your friends. And yes your closet consists of American Eagle, Aeropostale, and Abercrombie. You know you go to aurora when you think your popular when 15 people like your TBH status on facebook. We specialize in creating fake and two faced people. We actually have double the enrollment because everyone here has two personalities. Make sure you get to know both of them before inviting them to your homecoming group. The climate in the school is wonderful. Whenever its cold outside its freezing in the building, and in the summer we decide to turn the heat on! Welcome to AHS :)

Kid #1: what day is it today?
Kid #2: Monday...
Kid #1:....fuuuckkkkkkk

....every Monday at aurora high school

by IDGAF24 January 3, 2012

High Floater

1. Go to a party (preferably one you were not invited to)
2. Drink all the free beer you can.
3. Get some from any girl that is good looking

*. note1. after all the beer you won't know the difference.
4. Near the end of the night go to the bathroom, open up the top of the tiolet where the flushig mechanism is. Take a shit there. If you are lucky it will be a big nasty beer shit. Although any shit will do.
*. note2. It is better when it is your house. Although as note 1 stated...after all the beer you won't know the difference.
5. The result is one of the nastiest smells that you could imagine and depending on the intelligence of the searcher, it may never be located.
6. As long as you keep your mouth shut it is virtually impossable for it to be fraced back to you.
*. note3. If it does... Payback is a bitch and you probably won't be invited ever again. ANYWHERE. worth the risk.

"That party was lame as fuck so I fucked a girl in his moms bed, left a high floater, and took some beer from the fridge on my way out."

by Boomstyx March 4, 2003