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The hater Paradox

The hater parodox refers to the idea that because a 'hater' generally goes around and hates on everyone they deem uncool or otherwise, for some reason, do to the fact they are a hater and haters are in fact losers they should hate on themselves, producing a self hating hater, Hopefully that because of this paradox all haters will die out by 2012
Hey man did you hear, the hater paradox has been proven by einstiens ghost!
by Kylefromdetox May 14, 2010
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Web Hater

Someone who browses blogs and internet comments and either causes ongoing annoying fights, hates on basicly anyone who's got something going for him or her, and always will press the dislike button sometimes creating an account for a random website just to hate!!
Who thumbs down this definition? One of those web haters there everywhere.
by Jay Thizzle December 2, 2010
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mac haters

The Biggest Douchefag's on earth!
They just hate OS X and they never give a reason why they hate them... They just do!
Fact: Hitler hated macs.
Mac Lover: Hey dude, I'm have finally saved up 1 Billion Dollars... I'm gonna go buy an Imac!
mac Hater: Don't do that
Mac Lover: Why not?
Mac Hater: Because macs suck
Mac Lover: Macs rule!
mac Hater: No! They suck!
Mac Lover" why?
Mac hater: look i don't have time for this!
Mac Lover: Bullshit! That's what all mac haters say!
Mac Hater: Okay i will give you a reason!
Mac Lover: finally!
Mac hater: You cannot play games on a mac
Mac Lover: There are actually games for macintosh And... Who needs Games when you have porn and torrents?!
Mac Hater: You get viruses doing those
Mac Lover: Not on a mac!
Mac Hater: screw Off!
by le penis head December 2, 2009
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hater

Someone completely irritated by pop music.

see: timberlake, justin.
Me: I can't stand Justin Timbo yo. He's in my face too damn much.
Random pop fiend: You're a hater dude!! How can you possibly hate Justin maaan! You're a hater!!
by cee December 9, 2003
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Hater

Anyone person who disses or disrespects someone that has what they don't. Especially any human being that doesn't belong in America, that has a cold ass heart enough to diss a beautiful, innocent, and sweet hearted angel like Aaliyah.
You's a hater
by Maurice July 3, 2003
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Gigachad haters

That pepole are so fucking stupid and their penis is the size of one atom
by GIGACHAD FAN July 7, 2022
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jockey on them haters

To metaphorically "mount" someone who is hating on your game, or your style. This instance is one during which you have gained superiority over aforementioned "hater", and are now riding his confidence and swagger into the ground. Can also be used simply to describe a situation in which one asserts his or her dominance over a certain group of people. Derived from a jockey riding his horse.
Willis: Yo, Dave has been feelin' down lately. I think he's sweatin' those weak-ass marks from Waterbury!

Konrad: I hear those bitches is wack!

Willis: True, they are. We should take Dave out tonight and Jockey on them Haters!

Konrad: I'm feelin' that, we will Jockey all over their bitch-asses!
by 2 Skoops wit Sprinklez January 12, 2009
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