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Green Porn 

To love gardening by toiling in the soils of the out-of-doors, propagating honest and humble legal plants for pure enjoyment of nature, the earth and seeing something grow. It is okay to talk green porn to other like-minded individuals. Beware as those who do not will quickly get the deer-in-headlights look or the Homer glazed over look.
That "Hosta la vista" baby group on Facebook is Green Porn man.
Garden tours with the gals is just good green porn time.
swapping seeds with neighbours is what I did this weekend. Can't wait until I see my green porn.
Green Porn by Saladmaster November 4, 2012
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green getter 

a ugly person whos tall and got freckles or plays roblox a lot
yooo mark looks like a green getter
yo look at that green getter

your such a stupid green getter troy!
green getter by sushsus June 23, 2023

Green Party 

(n) a wake-up call for both the Democrats who abandoned their party and the Democratic party itself
If only 1% of the people who voted for the Green Party candidate had voted for Gore, George W. Bush would have lost Florida and the 2000 election. It is in the best interest of both Greens and Democrats to dismantle the Bush Administration, and the only way to do that is to put aside differences and come together for purposes of the 2004 election. Even Michael Moore concedes in his latest book, "The Greens are in much better shape when it comes to true commitment and passion, but let's be honest - this is not the year of the Greens (and even the Greens know it)."
Green Party by fduck January 21, 2004

Green flag

A representation of 4k tray which is a gang created by nba youngboy
total green flag shit like 4K tray
Green flag by Brandon Dayton April 29, 2019

Green Day 

An amazing punk-rock band that got taken over by teenie-boppers. It's one thing to start liking them since American Idiot. It's an entirely different thing if you are 12 and say "omfg greenday iz mii new fav band!!!!!!!1" when you just saw the Boulevard of Broken Dreams music video. Teenies ruined Green Day concerts. Ever since they've been coming, the band has had to end their shows early because the stupid 10-year olds have to go to bed at 11:00. Teenies ruined Green Day on all levels. Anyone who belives Green Day are sell-outs just 'cause teenies like them is an idiot. Green Day couldn't help that the stupid boppers went after their stuff 'cause it's THAT GOOD. True fans love Slappy, Kerplunk, Dookie, Insomniac, Nimrod, Warning, and Shenanigans as well.
Bopper: OMFG GREENDAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
True Fan: No. It's Green Day
Bopper: o. lolzz sowwy:(
True Fan: stfu
Bopper: u made billy-joe cry:(
True Fan: no, I made Billie Joe cry
Green Day by Ann O. Nemus September 7, 2006

green roof 

A roofing system in which plants grow directly on the roof or in trays placed there. A environmentally friendly alternative to conventional roofs.T
The new industrial building will use a green roof to meet the company's environmentally friendly goals
green roof by Dave Bauer January 23, 2005

green day 

1) A day spent smoking pot.

2) A phrase used in an episode of sesame street featuring bert and ernie. (if you look on the back cover of some editions of Dookie, you will see a hand holding up an ernie toy. This was removed from later editions for copyright reasons.)

3) A song by Green Day from their first album, about a day smoking pot. The noise at the begginning of the track is the sound of a bong. (although 1,039/Smoothed Out Slappy Hours is often referred to as the group's first album, this is not factually correct. Their first album was 39/Smooth, whereas 1,039/Smoothed Out Slappy Hours includes that album in its entirety as well as two complete EPs and a track from a previous compilation album.)

3) A band, who used to be part of the Bay Area punk scene in California and then became part of popular music culture.

I know my shit on Green Day.
'Dude let's have a green day'

'Have you listened to the song green day?'
'I thought that was a band?'
'Listen to some of their old stuff for fucks sake!'

'I love Green Day!'
green day by ganguro girl April 23, 2007