He is the most elusive and cunning man in existence.
Few have seen the myth. Few have known the legend.
Those who have, are never the same again.
Like a fleeting wind, he will whisk any pre-conceptions of the alpha male away from you.
For he, is the unrivalled omega male.
His sheer wit and suave attitude to all, will make you wonder how you ever had a life before him.
If you love your partner, be sure to wear sun glasses when near. For the stubb-Meisters gaze could end your marriage in tears.
Few have seen the myth. Few have known the legend.
Those who have, are never the same again.
Like a fleeting wind, he will whisk any pre-conceptions of the alpha male away from you.
For he, is the unrivalled omega male.
His sheer wit and suave attitude to all, will make you wonder how you ever had a life before him.
If you love your partner, be sure to wear sun glasses when near. For the stubb-Meisters gaze could end your marriage in tears.
by Thewanderingsoul June 17, 2024
Peep: “yo have you heard this phonk song that’s going viral on tiktok”
Dude: “bro that’s a brazilian funk not a phonk, you need to listen to Funk Generation by Anitta to understand”
Dude: “bro that’s a brazilian funk not a phonk, you need to listen to Funk Generation by Anitta to understand”
by funk me punks December 29, 2024
A person of non intelligence who calls people things such as "stupid","ugly",and will say things like "I hate you" as if anyone cares
by Yeetpersonoof February 15, 2019
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The act of defecating in someone's air conditioning unit. When the weather gets hot and the A/C fan kicks on, the inside of the unit is spattered, while the building is fumigated with the stench of burning-hot summer shit.
To show my disapproval of little Johnny's kindergarten graduation, I gave the school a "Tornado Generator".
by Thradisar Starwise June 01, 2017
by bruh123456787tgvrfsd August 11, 2021
Unique term for 'basic bitch'. Stole this off u/idfkimacat's post on r/thomastheplankengine because haha funny.
A: Do you even know what you're saying anymore? That isn't even the topic!
B: Why are you so fucking ignorant!? I'm trying to make a point!
A: It wasn't even going to go anywhere! Words are just spewing out of your mouth and you're calling it 'pRoOf'.
B: I hate you, you're such a general yam!
A: What the fuck does that even mean!?
B: Why are you so fucking ignorant!? I'm trying to make a point!
A: It wasn't even going to go anywhere! Words are just spewing out of your mouth and you're calling it 'pRoOf'.
B: I hate you, you're such a general yam!
A: What the fuck does that even mean!?
by jinglebells_whatthehell August 04, 2024