Ghetto Croutons 

Seen at your typical road-side diner or coffee shop: crushing a pack of saltine crackers still in the wrapper, then carefully opening the pack and sprinkling the bits and crumbs over your greens. This is generally done after a light dusting of pepper and dressing has been added to your side salad.

Customer to Waitress:
Flo, you seem to have forgotten the imported, seasoned bread croutons atop my mixed green salad.

Waitress to Customer:
Jerome, have you lost your damn mind? This ain't no fine-dining establishment! Grab your ass some of them saltine crackers at the table and leave me alone fool.

Customer to Waitress:
Don't try to pass them Ghetto Croutons off on me!

Ghetto Croutons by MTF February 15, 2009

Ghetto Blaster 

buy a 2 liter of sprite, twist up, or 7 up.

empty half of it, refill with whisky.

drink out of the 2 liter bottle.

thats a Ghetto Blaster

lets make some Ghetto Blasters and dance our asses off

Ghetto Blaster by Deuce Machine July 12, 2009

Ghetto Bird

A helicopter, that is used by the punk ass police to harass people in da hood.

Run, Run, Run, from tha ghetto bird!
-ICE CUBE

Ghetto Bird by matthew gaston February 26, 2004

Ghetto Drop-off 

1. The act of putting empty bottles of alcohol, already drank, it a public place.

2. Throwing a bitch out of your car

1. Yo guys my parents are comming home; we gotta do a ghetto drop-off

2. SHE'S GOT HAIRY TITS! time for a ghetto drop-off

Ghetto Drop-off by Chook December 23, 2004

ghetto bill 

1. Master P . A nickname meaning ghetto Bill Gates. He's a self-made multi-millionaire worth over $400 million dollars from underground rap with no mainstream exposure.
2. An album title by Master P dated October 18th 2005.

Turd: Did you cop that "Ghetto Bill" by "Ghetto Bill"?
Couch: Not yet, I just need a few more quarters to drop into me so I can buy it.

ghetto bill by pro ent February 6, 2006

Ghetto Eagle 

To make an eagle on a hole after spraying your first ball OB.
A natural par or otherwise known as a ghetto eagle

ie: way to drain that ghetto eagle brah! too bad you cant keep it in bounds off the tee

Ghetto Eagle by wwmeb August 16, 2006

ghetto method 

A method of determining pregnancy that does not simply count the days since the start of last menstruation.

I don't actually know the ghetto method but overheard the phrase in a conversation on the trolley about whether the couple had an unplanned pregnancy.

"I'm only one day late if you use the regular way. Using the ghetto method, I'm a week late."

ghetto method by NemoName October 3, 2006