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flying dutchmen

a move, best performed at wild water kingdom, when on a double tube ride through the dark tunnel, riders jump off of the tube and hang on to the back of it, thus flying, as the flying dutchmen, a.k.a the superman.

bj and jr perform this the best, while "the natural" prefers to sit in his own feces, and then walk around the park

"the natural" also performs "the bridge" the best...
(boy) "mommy, i hurt my elbow"

(mom) "oh really, what did you do"

(boy) "FLYING DUTCHMEN!!!"
by B to the G July 9, 2006
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flying a kite

Nylon toy believed to have been made over 3000 years ago. optimal pastime on a warm windy day
i was flying a kite around my beautiful malibu estate
by brad "b-rad" gluckman September 1, 2007
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flying dutchman

to fake projectile saliva into the air causing significant other to use blankets to shield themselves from the law of gravity in turn allowing easy advantage to perform the famous dutch oven
she was lovingly cuddleing up to her lovers chest when suddenly he spat straight up in the air, in reaction to the terror that was about to befall her she sought rfuge under the safety of the blankets only to find the light rumble and stench of intestinal gasses wafting up to her delicate sence of smell, she thrashed about to escape her tomb of fecal fumes on ly to discover her efforts were futile as her partners strong arms encassed her trapping her into her fate, the thrashing slowed and stopped as she accepted that on this night she would fall vitem to the one so many before her had,... The Flying Dutchman
by s2ju October 13, 2009
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Blum-flunger

1. something stupid, retarded, aggravating, or annoying to a person, can be a person or a thing.
2. A non-profane way of saying butt fucker, an offensive term for a gay male.
1. " My computer is such a blum-flunger, it keeps locking up on me."
2. "Chet is blum-flunger, he likes guys."
by Beadybutt May 30, 2006
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flying falugana

To not care what someone thinks or does; to not give a shit.
I don't give a flying falugana what you do!
by C&L October 3, 2003
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Flying Himstienz

A sex position used by only the talented. Many years of experience are required. It is to have sex with 42 girls using knives, mustard, mayo, pillows, sporks, and gorilla glue. No male body parts are actually used. First you must glue the first 21 girls together with gorilla glue. Do the same with the other 21. Precede by cutting the tips of their hard nipples off with the knives and place them in their nose. Take the mayo and mustard and squirt it everywhere. Remember, the more, the merrier. Lay the pillows down on the ground and let the girls role in the feathers from the pillows. Finally eat out their vagina with a spork.
He totally Flying Himstienz'd her last night.
by JJMONEY May 17, 2011
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flungus

Flungus is the opposite of baseball. The opposite of baseball is defined as: Playing tennis on a football field with a bowling ball on Thursday's.
The homies and I went out to Kaneshian Park to partake in a rousing match of Flungus with our bowling ball and racquets, I sure do love Thursday's!
by Krafty3 December 2, 2015
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