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Johnson fever

Noun - refers to the intense craving of Johnny Orlando’s penis ( Johnson ). This can affect anyone from age 12-92. So kids, parents and grandparents be sure to get your ur annual Johnson shots. it occurs most commonly with female tings, but males catch it pretty often as well. Anyone can be diagnosed with it from being in contact with johnny, or the mere sight of him.

Symptoms: constant thoughts of Johnny Orlando, weird urges to to swallow Johnson , weird thoughts about Johnson, stomach butterflies, hot flashes, betraying your friends to obtain johnson and cravings of Cheetos

How ever if you do catch Johnson fever there is no need to be alarmed, there are hundreds of cases of it a month. Unfortunately there have not been very many remedies for curing it yet. In fact som cases get worse. It’s recently been discovered that physical contact with Johnson could possibly leave you temporarily crippled after while craving johnson more. If you ever spot Johnson don’t be almarmed at it’s height of 8.5 inches , it will not harm you if you don’t get too close.
sarah has been thinking about johnny all night , she has a bad case of johnson fever
by Johnsonfeverresearchcenter November 1, 2018
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Eggplant fever 🍆

When you constantly have Dick on your mind
You seem to be attracted to Dick with/without any experience with it

Normally used to describe sexual aroused idea or situation
He gave me eggplant fever 🍆 all night long

I got this eggplant on my mind
by That.bad.BISHHH December 25, 2020
mugGet the Eggplant fever 🍆mug.

fat famous fever

when the government tries to get you to be attracted to fat people because they are widely known.
The fat famous fever made most of Americans satisfied with being obese.
by Coop Dupe November 27, 2019
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The Devers Fever

An condition caused by being slack in the family-time department.
Damn, they waited until the last minute to tell us they're not gonna come to the family gathering? They got the Devers Fever bad!
by Liver-Beavers December 9, 2021
mugGet the The Devers Fevermug.

Booty Fever

When a person who came from jail continues to show habits they have gotten from jail. E.G making jail food. Called booty fever because they play with your booty in jail.
“Man my dad keeps making that disgusting jail food!”
“Oh your dad probably has Booty Fever.”
by Natewhatareyoudoingman September 15, 2025
mugGet the Booty Fevermug.

Swaheely Fever

A very dangerous disease that gives you a fever up to 105F. Usually caught from swamps and wetlands, with mild to warm temperatures. Also, it can be worsened by damp, moldy environments.

There has been more than 237 confirmed cases since 1478, but has been eradicated since 1902.

Event though its a eradicated disease, there has been some controversy on rather if it really has been eradicated. More than 2,500 US citizens believe it still floats around in certain animals, such as reptiles.

-Source:
New York Influence Lab, 2013
Swaheely Fever doesn't exist at all. Gotcha!
by Bananicus May 15, 2016
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bambi fever

When you have lingering feelings for someone no longer part of your life. For example your ex.
Shake your bambi fever and move one.
by Quello May 9, 2018
mugGet the bambi fevermug.

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