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Fat Stress

The stress that is put on the heart when someone is morbidly obese. This is usually caused, because the person eats at McDonalds every day.
Fuck I have so much fat stress on my heart. x.x
NOOO IMA HAVE A HEART ATTACK FROM THIS FAT STRESS FML
I would never get fat stress unless I was paid to eat a heart attack.
by funeral wolf April 25, 2009
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Fat Ranga

A very fat person who also has red hair, They are usually spotted from a distance by the distict redish orange hair, they also are covered in freckles.
Let's hide there's a fat ranga coming. Oh wait it's only thea simpson.
by Ian843 January 9, 2012
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Fat Sloth

The all too common phenomena of a fat guy who's simply too lazy to take his hand out of the bag of chips, get off the couch, stop watching TV, and clean up after himself.

Often forgets to do his laundry, resorts to the wipe forward, has the fat person musk, and won't do anything that requires effort in general.
Can you believe that fat sloth? He hasn't done the laundry for 3 weeks!

What's that smell? It's my fat sloth roommate. You see he's such a fat sloth that he suffers from the fat person musk.
by sting130 July 22, 2011
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fat and mellow

A really thick joint rolled with some killer bud.
So how do you want it, thin and quick or fat and mellow?
by Bomni February 8, 2005
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fat fail

by Magan Kutro February 13, 2009
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fat jackson

A minimum of 100 dollars in 20's
I told my nigga let's put a fat Jackson on this game
by doctors December 1, 2014
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Fat Dive

1) When someone stands on something, it breaks because of their weight, and they fall (dive) to the ground.

- This applies even if they are extremely light. As long as it breaks and they fall!

2) A place where only fat people hangout. Like a club, but BIGGER.
"I told you not to stand on that bridge! You're too big for it!"

"Dude, little Billy just took a fat dive when tried to showoff on the park's old swing!"

"I'm in the mood for some BIG love.. Let's checkout who's at the fat dive"
by What_The_deFine May 11, 2010
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