rodger drunk

When you're drunk, but trying to text a friend (or type in a chat room) with perfect grammar, but terrible spelling.

Guy: "Hey girtl, howe arwe you doingh?"

Girl: "Geez, you must be rodger drunk again. Text me back when you're not wasted."

by Moojl September 29, 2012

drunk on drugs

What 4th graders say when they don't know what high means.

4th grader - Hey my brother got arrested for being drunk on drugs.

by Poopbob Fartpants June 27, 2014

Retardedly Drunk

The state of drunkenness where you feel like the equivalent of a retard.

I was so retardedly drunk last night to the point where I lost the ability to think.

by Bromosexual22 March 15, 2010

Trendy Drunk

A woman or gay man that is intoxicated on a daily basis, gets trashed, shit faced, and wasted, and still manages to look fashionable. These trendy drunks are typically spotted in major art and fashion schools.

Girl 1: "How does that chick's hair still look so good after she drank a bottle of vodka, threw it up in the sink, and drank some more?"

Girl 2: "She must be a trendy drunk. Betch."

by Trendy Drunk February 26, 2012

Wine drunk

What American soccer moms call being drunk, trying to be quirky and funny, big boomer energy.

I got so wine drunk last night with my girlfriends my husband had to carry me to bed

by OE93 August 9, 2022

Sleep Drunk

The point where you are so sleepy it feels like you're drunk because you kind of are. The blood alcohol level rise in your body with a lack of proper sleep and also with out having to drink alcohol.

I feel so loopy right now from a lack of sleep. I'm so sleep drunk right now!

by Breaking_Sad August 11, 2017

drunk gay

When you act straight when you're sober but gay af when hammered

Yeah dude, my girl was making out with Lisa at the party after her third beer, she's a total drunk gay.

by vodka em September 28, 2017