double-wristing

The act of wearing two digital devices, (or wearables) one on each wrist.

I can't believe my Fitbit doesn't integrate natively with my Pebble. Why am I even double-wristing?

by _alexey June 12, 2014

Double Hose

The "Double Hose" occurs only when an individual or entity is "hosed" twice. This can occur in one's personal or professional life. Please refer to the urban dictionary definition of hosed.

Example 1: Professional Setting

Sales Guy 1: I just had a 5 million dollar locked in with HP. HP would not get back to me on the financing and the customer ultimately decided to buy IBM.

Sales Guy 2: Shit. You got hosed.

Sales Guy 1: Worse yet, IBM told my customer they could not buy from me so I ended up not getting any part of the deal.

Sales Guy 2: Wow man...you got Double Hosed.

Example 2: Personal Setting

Friend 1: My girlfriend just dumped me man.

Friend 2: Sorry Dude.

Friend 1: Yeah...she actually left me for my coworker that rocks designer jeans, armani shades, and likes the Cowboys.

Friend 2: Hosed man...

Friend 1: She also is blackmailing me with some pictures she found of me when I used to rock skinny jeans and a mullet.

Friend 2: Double Hosed Man!

by slick50 December 28, 2009

Double Controversy

a discussion in which opposing views are expressed where the view in question is also opposite of that window.

Man: If you are a virgin and you have sex with a virgin. What would you call that?

Other Man: That's a double Controversy

by Dr. Jelsier November 26, 2010

Double Aftershock

The definition of Fun: when you give a woman an earth shaking orgasm and she follows up with double aftershock orgasm

We had so much fun last moon when she soaked the sheets as the earth trembled with her orgasm, we followed it up with her having a double aftershock orgasm

by Hrray Potter January 8, 2017

Double dap

The action of dapping someone up twice. This action only occurs in special occasions and is reserved for those who are extremely nice with it.

I had to double dap the homie he was on that hoe.

by Supremejsn May 4, 2020

double nipping

Sorry ladies, double nipping is limited to women with tits large enough to get the nipples close enough together to suck on both of them at the same time.

She loves double nipping, especially while she is riding on top.

by 2B+ October 25, 2016

Double feeding

The act in which you and a friend are each sucking on either titty of the same woman

Hey man do you wanna go double feeding with Taylor tonight?

Yeah man sounds like a plan

by BrokenShower December 11, 2018