by Mentally Guitarded March 21, 2006
All of these other definitions are wrong. A Donkey Punch is when you're having sex doggy style and when she is about to orgasm you punch her in the kidney. It will knock the air out of her intensifying the orgasm and making her gasp so hard for air that she makes a "Hee-Haw" sound like a donkey, hence the name.
My girl friend was so loud after the Donkey Punch I gave her last night that my room-mate thought there was a donkey show in my room.
by Den494 March 19, 2010
A swamp donkey is aparticularly unattractive girl with an appearance not unlike a donkey, with the horrible stench of a swamp. Possibly.
by Michael Newman October 10, 2004
by hamiami September 29, 2009
Attempt by a fat fucker to mount his woman during act of fornication....resulting in severe catastrophic failure when fat fucker can't complete mission due to severe penile atrophy and nicotene fit; resulting in another cigarette, another whiskey-dick and coke, and another unsatisfying sexual encounter for his beloved.
Tony is the king of the "Donkey Shenanigans", just ask his old lady....she has knick-named him "Donkey Kong"--king of all "Donkey Dhenanigans".
by Brock Huard April 15, 2005
by mei0023 April 07, 2005
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