to do a schettino

a captain leaving a sinking ship ahead of anyone else

claiming that he had accidently fallen into a lifeboat, he did a schettino
Instead, because of his selfish actions, he is now regarded as a national embarrassment in his own country. And, his name is already showing signs of becoming a by-word for shameful and stupid behavior — “to do a Schettino."

by django_reinh February 9, 2012

Doing numbers

A reference of one's ability to successfully coordinate the accumulation and/or distribution of units.

Kevin was really doing numbers today at the office, he successfully completed 9 projects!

Mary's website did numbers today, she made $1200 in 3 hours making fetish foot porn!

by 🐺 September 20, 2022

do a josh

crack your iphone's (or any other gadget) screen by unexpectedly dropping it on a hard surface from a relevant height.

I will never do a josh again.. that's what he said.. when a strange sound tickled his ears..

by and2 October 27, 2012

do it for the count

Do it for the count mean, fuck as many girls as possible for the body count.

“This girls kinda ugly, fuck it man do it for the count”

by Johnnyamerica September 27, 2019

Doing homework

Telling your mom that you're doing homework, but actually watching lesbian porn.

Mom: What are you watching?
Child: I'm doing homework.ian+sex
Child (typing): pornhub.com/video/search?search=lesb

by fuuuuuuuuuuuckhead October 8, 2019

Do a Leicester

To achieve something with no expectations as Leicester city football club famously did.

Let's do a Leicester
Overachieve

by banterlicious345 May 25, 2016

Doing a 2020

The acts of doing something shit or when something goes wrong and is completely shit, therefore ruined. Referring to the year 2020 (Australian Bushfires and Flood, World War III, Coronavirus and Killer Hornets)

"Fuck what is this a 2020"
or
"Don't make a 2020 out of this"
or

simply "doing a 2020"

by BigBoiGARRY May 7, 2020