Wild Cow Disease

A variation of mad cow disease that causes people and animals to act crazy as shit.

The cow that hauled ass through the fence had wild cow disease.

by Daren McCreery March 10, 2008

Mare's Disease

When a woman goes without sex for so long that she cam feel hernhymen growing back.

Mary was diagnosed with Mare's Disease and the only cure is a good, hard sexual encounter.

by Noreceipt July 15, 2016

Legion Air's disease

Pneumonia caused by taking too many flying classes.

Proper cockpit-pressurization may help student pilots avoid Legion Air's disease.

by QuacksO August 11, 2025

Harry’s disease

A very rare disease when you lost your ability to catch a football

Yooooo u dropped a game winning touchdown!?!? Do u have Harry’s disease?

by Trol69669696969 September 23, 2021

Peyronie's Disease

That thing they talk about on TV when your dick is curvy

Average Peyronie's Disease ad

TV Announcer: "Do you have a bump in your errection"
Cut to a bumpy carrot and an embarrassed 40 something year old

by Guy from Kenmore February 15, 2025

Gurmeharian Disease

Noun/ Goo-r•meh•rian/

A chronic progressive neurological disease that makes someone mention the word 'Nationalism' when Indians criticize Pakistan. It is marked especially by frothing in mouth, rigidity in stance, slowness of brain, impaired mental judgment, and acute heart ache. In some rare cases it also makes people prostitute their dead loved ones for the sake of fame.

He has Gurmeharian Disease, why else he would defend Pakistan and its extremism?

by Gurmehar Kaur February 20, 2019

The Mahomes disease

A serious and very common disease that makes its victims infatuated with Patrick Mahomes.

The boy was diagnosed of the Mahomes disease. He posts pictures and videos of Patrick Mahomes all day everyday.

by Moneymeech_911 September 19, 2023